As the title suggests....
What is your most noob moment? Past or present.
I'm looking for those noob moments that are ridiculously funny, especially amongst the veterans (year 1 players) who have played long enough that they should know better, yet still pull a noob move every now and then.
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1 RespuestaThe noobest thing I have ever done was right around when the Crota cheese was patched last year. We were in the big room to the left when left side strat was king and center strat was not even a thing. My fireteam was on our last sword we down Crota our sword bearer got his 3 hits in and someone forgot to shoot a boomer. I got hit twice and without thinking I popped a panic bubble right when out sword-bearer call to rocket Crota. Everybody on my fireteam was behind me and died due to their rockets hitting the bubble. That's was pre xur heavy so wiping was pain because nobody ever had heavy synth lol good times
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2 RespuestasWhen I started playing (December 2014/january 2015) it took me until the first moon mission to realize I could drive a sparrow. [spoiler]no shame here[/spoiler]
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All of my moments are equally nooby
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This wasn't a noob moment, it was a real -blam!- up I was playing a sweat on the couldern, we were winning, so the other team was AFK. I choose to use FoH on a person (I had death from above on) I used it, ended up flying over his head and off the map Here Lies ARBITERISGAMIN Death By -blam!--up May he rest in many pieces
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1 RespuestaSaw a Gorgon for the first time, unloaded my primary at it. One of our guys started shooting at his Blight Bombs on detonation round during King's Fall Raid Challenge Mode, had to start over.
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Y2 player first time doing kings fall.. Or any raid for that matter. Most painful 4 hours of my life
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Forgetting that self-res doesn't generate orbs just by dying and activating it....
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First VOG run, get in the middle with a Titan bubble, shoot rocket and die, do it again next round realize that you can't shoot through a Titan bubble and feel very stupid. Oh how I miss vault of glass /:
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9 RespuestasTried to run kf solo because I dont have friends. Im still trying ; ((((
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Another of my noob moments Buddy of mine: hey man you shoukd really buy that icebreaker xurs selling Me: Nah it doesnt fit my play style, ill wait for patience and time, that shit makes you go invisible while scopped Buddy: .............. ok man Waited I believe 4 months for him to sell that gun again cuz it never dropped for me (bought 3)
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3 RespuestasFoolishly thinking that the ammo nerf in PVP would change the sniper as a primary problem.
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1 RespuestaWhen i first started playing and ran around patrol destroying my Sniper headshot percentage by quickscoping all the dregs ever w/ body shots...
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Reading a post that somebody skated off the cliff at Oryx when popping the white orb to start it. Thought to myself, what an idiot, how does one possibly do that? Went raiding when I got home from work...played titan first...controller died while skating... skated right of the edge, lmfao.
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My most n00b moment was having to learn how to actually control the character when I first started playing without feeling incredibly nauseous or being sick. Took me almost a month...Motion sickness is a wonderful thing [/end sarcasm]
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Flawless with 3 self res warlocks when trials was new in May/June whilst sniping. I hate myself a lot
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1 RespuestaThinking i could throw grenades out of my bubble only to kill myself on my own magnetic grenade
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1 Respuestathinking stability was the best option for my secret handshake. as well thinking every shotgun performed the same regardless of perks and getting so mad when i got out shotgunned by a felwinters
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Not playing for a while then hopping back on with 8 sensitivity and thinking I could control the hard light for medium range combat in PvP.
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Thinking that exotics were less rare than Legendaries in year 1
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7 RespuestasSticky grenades on rapid approaching enemies...
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In year one dismantling several ldr and longbow snipers along with tons of other legendaries that probably had good rolls.
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Going through on a red light
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1 RespuestaJust did the "Death Rites" mission and as soon as I landed I walked forward and off the bridge... completely forgetting that the bridge has to form lol
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Editado por MARKYxMARKx: 4/26/2016 5:30:32 PMCOD 4. The attachable grenade launcher aka The noob tube! Edit: destiny specific, attempting to do VOG with 4 people with only 2 people over level 26...couldn't get past platforms lol
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Telling someone to pick up all the heavy ammo that is everywhere around me during Nexus strike. I was legitimately thinking the other guy was retarded or trolling me when he said, "i don't see any heavy ammo" too. It was the third guy who got on the mic just to tell us that drops are specific to you, lol.
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Forgetting I'm running bladedancer when starting kf and blinking past the jump relic or off the map.