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Editado por Peaches Pan Tao:
4/24/2016 5:35:52 PM
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Girlfriend Update: We Held Hands! (Using Protection) Should I Be Ashamed Offtopic?
I mean, we used rubbers, rubber gloves. It happened in lab class. We were learning about pheromones and watching videos about deer in the rut. I was glad Mr Simmons was awake, and not sleeping during the horny deer video. I dont know what might have happened. We always sit next to each other. When I reached down to grab my note pad our hands accidentally met!. A tingle went down my spine: She noticed. Before I knew what was happening we were clumsily fumbling over the box of rubber gloves that sat just under the counter, her advancing, me retreating. She wanted me to put hers on, but I said I couldn't. She kept asking and leaning forward. Something in me snapped! I grabbed her hand: relishing every moment as I adjusted the rubber, finger by finger, caressing each one in place. I feel like [i][u]I cant even describe how it was when she slid mine on[/u][/i]... Sorry Offtopic, I am keeping that in my private box of memories.
Do you guys think I screwed up big time? Should I be ashamed?
Here is my original post if you want to know how this all started:
[url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/201365068?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=1[/url]
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Editado por OhtheHugeManity: 4/27/2016 12:29:54 PMPLEASE BE B8!!!!!!!! IF NOT THIS IS BEYOND SAD!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Edit: Phew, I actually read the second half that confirms that this is b8
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(Facepalm) you sir should not be allowed to breed !
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Plz tell me this is super bait
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God damn it I said hold her foot you won't need the protection trust me
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1 RespuestaI feel stupid right now because I don't seem to get the actual joke I'm thinking it has to do something with religion?
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3 RespuestasGood, now try to kiss her on the cheek.
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👌🏽good💯shit👌
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1 RespuestaWhat? Are you going to share food now? *Gasps* Are you going to hug?!?!?
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3 RespuestasQuick get to an abortion clinic!
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1 RespuestaWhat am I reading? Hyper religious philosophy? I don't know.
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Congratulations
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How much of this is an innuendo? Is it as dirty as it seems?
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Editado por KazuhiraMiller: 4/24/2016 6:32:01 PMTell her to get on her knees and smile like a donut then go for it buddy.
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I'm proud of you.
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NOICE JOB M8! Oh, and I'm..."working" on a relationship.
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2 RespuestasYus.. son i am dissapoint
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1 RespuestaGood for you kid
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1 RespuestaYou've started on a slippery slope op Next thing you know, you will be holding hands without gloves! Then you will be holding some other young lady's hand without your girlfriends knowledge! Where does it end op?
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2 RespuestasBe very cautious. One wrong move could have her accusing you of non consensual glove touching.
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Where's God when you need him so he can tell you he's disappointed in you and that you're going to hell.
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God still loves you, buy you're going to hell. Jesus doesn't like sinners. Sinners or blacks.
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It's not Cheerios, but... it'll have to do.
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Is it bad a jacked to this?
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Wow....I...wow
