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4/23/2016 9:17:43 PM
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Help Me! I Became A Desticle
I used to be on offtopic a ton and got corrupted by Bungle, send memes to cleanse me before I RIP!
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#Offtopic
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17 RespuestasDrink bleach. If you truly used to dwell offtopic, you'll survive.
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It only works if you put it on a Bluetooth speaker with max volume
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3 RespuestasOh you're gonna need more than memes. Quick! Make a star formation using actual good games like Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Mass Effect. Anything! And then put the game in the center of the star. Then make a circle of candles around the star. Next you must kill another fellow desticle and place his severed head on top of the game box along with a doves feather, and controllers from both PS4 and Xbox One. Next get on your knees, lay your head down on the floor, and repeatedly chant: "Destiny destiny Get the hell outta me My testes are for mini-mes So rid me of your toxicity!" Now if you've done everything correctly, the desticle in you will be sucked into the altar and the game will burst into white flame. Now as soon as this happens, back away quickly! Because it will try to latch onto your testicles one last time. You mustn't allow this! YOU MUSTNT! The game will continue to burn along with your former self's spirit until there is nothing left. Not a trace. Then you must vow to never touch a Destiny game again. Because if you do, there will be no coming back from it. Ever
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Change your avatar Hate on Destiny
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1 Respuesta[b] [/b]
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Return destiny
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I can see the loaded gun in my desk if you stayed in off topic for more than 84 years you'll survive [spoiler]i think...[/spoiler]
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Editado por im Ruby Rose: 4/24/2016 11:07:20 AMHold on I can help! http://imgur.com/WGAGwUC.gif your welcome 😉
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Swiggity Swesticle I banish ye desticle
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4 RespuestasGood... good... let the desticleness flow
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Editado por Promethean241: 4/24/2016 4:49:29 AMI'd say go to Walmart and buy the bleach they have on sale, but all the employees got there first
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[b] [/b]
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This is the most cringeworthy thing I've seen all day.
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3 RespuestasTraitor!
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Just die...do it now
