I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE, DAMMIT! I CAN'T TAKE THE INCESSANT BLINKING ANYMORE!! BLINK SHOULD REQUIRE A COOL DOWN!
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2 Respuestas[i][u][b]Offtopic[/b][/u][/i] Pull up a chair, let me regale you with a tale of a special grill I know. We downloaded the companion app to aid with Destiny, ain't it just handy though. One day she used my phone to move gear and guess what I find? Now I'm linked to her account and that suits me fine. Every reply to my posts makes her phone also blink. After awhile, well I started to think... If you kind ladies and gents could give this a bump... You could help in my plan to BLOW HER PHONE UP! Love you wife. Signed [REDACTED]
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22 RespuestasHuman Body 2.2.1 Patch Notes: -You can only blink one eye at a time -Male nipples now lactate -Appendix nerfed again -Fixed a glitch where some people have 47 chromosomes
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4 RespuestasBad bait. Try again? > yes >no
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1 RespuestaBad b8 is bad
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3 Respuestas*rimshot*
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1 RespuestaThis is actually one of the worst b8s I've seen, I don't even know why I'm commenting on it.
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Gr8 b8 m8
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SWIGGITY SWESTICLE... oh, wait. Low quality b8 >cringe.exe
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3 RespuestasAgreed. I can't get my contacts in without blinking constantly.
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1 Respuesta*calms down* *unloads gun*
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3 RespuestasBoo! Get off the stage!
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inb4badb8 [spoiler]o w8 2 L8[/spoiler]
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7 RespuestasHave you tried taking your eyes out? If you did, I don't see how that would be a problem anymore.
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Pathetic b8.
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1 Respuestathis was low quality bait 0/8
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Just take em off dude.
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1 RespuestaHave you tried Turing it of and back on again?
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5 RespuestasHilarious and original. A true comical genius.
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Too many Destiny jokes...
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1 RespuestaI know, right? I need to keep my eyes open to use my phone at night!
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GTFO YOU DES- Wait a sec... lol
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A quick update on the situation. Feeling much better! Also, remember that wearing goggles while grinding down metal...is completely useless and just an annoyance forced upon us by OHS. "The goggles...they do nothing!"