Op is a phony, he's never beat Xylar. We all know the only one to beat him was smoggyPulto.
I remember it clearly.
It was a snowy day in July.
Xylar spawned, and the entire team shat themselves. The smell of feces was thick in the air.
We made for the back of the room, knowing we were doomed. Then suddenly my xbox shuddered. I thought it was going to explode. I braced for the worst.
Then I saw it, "smoggyPluto has joined your fireteam." His arrival caused us all to explode into Wolfpack rounds, that swarmed at Xylar.
We were forced to watch smoggyPluto as he pulled out a Gjallarhorn, with another Gjallarhorn duct taped to it. He chuckled at Xylar, who's shields were destroyed by the kamikaze gaurdian Wolfpack rounds. Then he fired rapidly into each head never reloading.. just endless gjallarhorns, wolf pack rounds swarming everywhere.
The first head exploded, Xylar roared in anger. The words "Xylar opens the time stream" popped acoss the screen, but smoggyPulto grabbed them and threw them into the abyss, continuing to fire on xylar.
The second head exploded. Xylar was going to summon oracles, but then he saw something he couldn't believe. "smoggyPluto summons his oracles."
The last head, confused became marked by smoggyPluto's oracles. Next I heard in a low rumble, coming from everywhere around me, "negate..." as smoggy fired 8 gjallarhorn rockets at once into Xylar's final head. A rift in time opened, and swallowed Xylar whole.
smoggyPluto said, "nerf that." Then smoggyPluto smiled, and jumped in after him.
We all got rolls of duct tape as rewards.
Edit: figured out why we got the duct tape. Keeps gjallarhorn use relavant in ttk. 170+170=340>310. Eat that bungie
Is it just immature kids that talk about "Xylar"?
I don't mind kids discussing if Xylar or a similar boss was in the game, but to insist he is in the game to me is acting like a 5 year old insisting their imaginary friend that's half elephant and half lion is indeed real.
Maybe I'm getting too old, or more likely it's just Desticles.
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