For example I met this girl... She's just great This girl I just adore The problem is, She has much more Than I bargained for She's got that style She's hot that smile She's got the walk She's got that tuck She's got that zing There's just one thing, She has... A penis She's got that flair She knows what to wear She's got that face That girl is grace She's got pizzazz Too bad she has... A penis Now there's always failure Always some flaw Ain't that what they call Murfey's law But male genitalia That's where I draw the line Besides, Her's is bigger than mine My life's a mess 'Cause under that dress She's got a P-E-N-I-S Yes! I got this from someone, forget their name, if it was u replay so I can give u proper credit