Here are some of mine:
-I thought Coke and Coca cola were made by different companies
-I thought volley ball was called Bally ball
-I thought Chocolate milk came from brown cows (classic)
-I used to think that the news person could see us through the TV when I was a toddler
-I thought my bladder was in my thighs.
-Thought straight meant gay
-Thought Orgy was short for Orgasm
-My urine is stored in my balls
Post yours below.
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1 RespuestaI thought there was little people in the stop lights that would control the lights.
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9 RespuestasI thought $20 was a lot.
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17 Respuestas>be me >Lil ol me thinks sex is kissing without clothes on >about to step into shower >see mister kitty in room >give mister kitty a big kiss >ohshit.jpg >run down stairs screaming to mom I had sex with the cat >my mom's face
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My friend told me he used to think black people were inside-out white people.
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5 RespuestasThought mayonnaise was man eggs
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4 RespuestasI thought vagina was "bagina"
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18 RespuestasPressing "A" on my Gameboy would help me catch pokemon.
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I thought the space race was actually a race in space, the US and Russia would line up and the first one to make it to the moon wins..[spoiler] I wasn't very smart back then..[/spoiler]
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Thought if I stepped on a crack I would break my mamas back Always looked down while walking
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That "slut" was a synonym for "klutz."
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1 RespuestaThat abortions were immoral.
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That cracking my knuckles would lead to arthritis
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1 RespuestaThat Greedo shot first
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1 RespuestaI used to think that people were nice. I used to think life was gonna be easy. I used to think mayonnaise was an instrument. I used to think that people were smart. I used to think that everyone had common sense. I used to think a shark was gonna jump up out of the toilet and eat me. [spoiler]legit. I was like 3 years old[/spoiler] I used to think that sand was fish poop. [spoiler]some of it probably is.[/spoiler]
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I thought the Americans were smart. Believed in God.
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As a youngen, I once thought the American education system was well worth my time and would provide me the necessary skills to be a self-sustaining individual. Boy, was I wrong. I'm only glad I noticed it well before graduation so I had ample time to prepare.
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I sucked my thumb to the point of the tip shrivelling and turning green. My mum said it was gangrene and if I kept sucking it the doctors would have to cut my thumb off before it reached my heart [spoiler]I stopped sucking my thumb[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasThe chocolate milk one isn't a classic, it's stupidity.
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2 RespuestasI thought my pee was stored in my balls I thought that gasoline was actually gaseous I thought that you could walk in cloud I thought that Argentina was a European country up until about a year ago lol
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2 RespuestasI thought if I kept practicing, I could eventually learn Matilda's ability of telekinesis
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1 I thought root beer would get me drunk 2 thought if a blue tail lizard bit me I would die 3 thought mice ran around a wheel in my GameCube to make it work 4 my dad lied and said he fought trolls with a sword from LOTR 5 I thought my dog was a wolf
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1 RespuestaCum came out the same way as piss did, you just pushed it out It was done through the butt The Internet was a happy and sane place
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2 RespuestasTHE STRONGER YOU PRESS THE BUTTON, THE STRONGER THE ATTACK
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3 RespuestasEditado por Almost Cooked Pasta: 4/19/2016 1:36:04 PM-I thought the wind was obi wan's force ghost -I thought the toilet monster was real -I thought Kermit the frog was after me [spoiler]I used to have a big Kermit stuffed thingy. And it was creepy at the age of 5. [/spoiler] -I thought ladies peed out of their butts -I thought all babies were c-sections -I thought Indiana jones & Han Solo were actually twin brothers (thought they were twin actors) -I thought the 50s-60s were actually in black & white
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2 RespuestasI thought the civil war was north America against south America