[b][i]HAVE YOU -blam!-HOLES PLAYED THIS BETA YET? [u]WELL TOO LONG DIDNT FUC[/u][u]KING READ: THE GAME IS ALREADY GOD TEIR[/u] YOU GET YOUR LAZY ASS OFF HALO: SHIT, THE BITCHER OR WHATEVER THE -blam!- YOUR GRUMMY ASS HANDS ARE WHACKING YOURSELF OFF TO RIGHT NOW AND GET THIS SHIT DOWNLOADED! THEY GOT AT LEAST [u]SEVEN FUC[/u][u]KING[/u] GUNS! THATS SEVEN DILDOS YOU CAN RAM UP YOUR ASS BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME YET! HELL, THATS MORE GUNS THAT TITANFALL HAD! [u]FUC[/u][u]K,[/u] THATS MORE THAN ALL THE PAIRS OF TITS YOU SHITHOLES WILL SEE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! AND EACH ONE IS EQUALLY BALANCED! [/i][/b] "Cram a [i]fu[/i][i]cking[/i] rod up my ass till I can lick it, did you say [i]balanced, [/i]Uberfonzie?" [b][i]DAMN FUC[/i][i]KING STRAIGHT I DID! THIS GAME IS BALANCED AS HELL! EVERY WEAPON CAN COUNTER ANY WEAPON, EXCEPT THE PLASMA RIFLE BECAUSE THE PLASMA RIFLE IS A [u]PIECE OF FUC[/u][u]KING SHIT![/u] AND DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THISE GRAPHICS? IM SOOOORRY, I WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING THIS GAME TO REMEMBER TO TELL YOU TO PULL YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR ASS AND GET A HOT, CREAMY, LOAD OF [u]THIS:[/u] [u]SIXTY ROCK SOLID MOTHERFU[/u][u]CKING FRAMES PER ASS WIPING SECOND.[/u] WELL STICK THAT UP YOUR DICKHOLE AND CHEW IT. MONTHS BACK, YOU CALLED ME A HYPE TRAIN PASSENGER. WELL, DAMN [u]FUC[/u][u]KING[/u] STRAIGHT I AM. NOW IM READY TO PISS IN ALL YOUR FACES BECAUSE THIS GAME IS GOOD AS HELL [/i][/b] [i]fuc[/i][i]kin play it[/i] [spoiler]pls no ban 4 profanity ningos[/spoiler]