God damn it. I hope your parents tie you in a sack and throw you into a river filled with leaches who proceed to work their way into your random orifices before going to work on you. I hope they beat you with a bat and taze you before tossing you in the river. I hope they let you have sex with your brother one last time before this all starts. I hope that you are saved just before drowning by a syphalytic black bum who then unleashes his massive penis and begins to beat you with it before -blam!-ing your eyeholes. I hope he then leaves you lying there bleeding for a flock of ducks to come upon and -blam!- you again. After all of that I hope you get a puppy and live happily ever after.