Kind of remind me of Donald Trump. "No, listen. What we need to do, is we need to nerf the hell out of those firebolts." "I remember back in the day when they used to take huntards out back and beat the shit out of him with a controller." "What we do is very simple. We're gonna build a wall. A big, beautiful wall, around PvP. To keep those infectious Nerf Calling for Lyin Teds away from us." "You know, Destiny isn't really good these days. We're losing hundreds of players and streamers to Dark Souls or The Division. We need to get rid of the terrible nerfs that have been absolutely terrible for this game, and build a wall between PvP and PvE to make sure PvE is safe from the thieving scum of PvP." "-blam!- the other guys." "Look at my K/D. It's a beautiful K/D. What we need to do, is toss these nerfs out so everyone can have nice K/Ds too. Except ted. You seen his -blam!-in' K/D? Its trash. Git Gud Scrub, am I right?" "You know, nerfs have done some good for the community. They provide some key aspects that the community really needs. But yeah I would get rid of them. Most of them. Because Fusion Rifle Lives don't matter, and the Crota Woman has saggy breasts." [b]EDIT[/b] Some guy said something about the daughter gaff... And that led to a whole new set. "You know my daughters warlock is really hot. If she wasn't my kid and this was like mayhem. I'd totally slam that." "Bungie has these totally unfair rules which I think are totally awful and biased against me. I win 85% of my matches and I have to go up against these scrubs still? Totally awful. Just really bad." "I saw Warlocks cheering in the forums on the day Hammer Titans got nerfed. No lie. I saw it with my own two eyes. Speaking of which, i have a great set of eyes." "We should really just stop new players from becoming Titans. And keep track of all the current ones. They're violent lunatics obsessed with killing our nice wholesome hunters and warlocks." "No I did not say that Titans are bad. Just that we should monitor them so they don't cause any trouble. Same with former icebreaker users. You think we can trust them?" "I am happy to announce that I single handedly steam rolled trials to an 25-0 card again this weekend. Right through all those lyin ted shadestep douchebags and robot rubio sunsinger cheaters." On an unrelated note. You seen that Succ Fish guy around? He seems kinda quirky. In a good way. Maybe they should make him the forum mod.