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4/16/2016 11:59:53 AM
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You wake up and see DeeJ next to you.
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Ask him about the next pacific rim movie
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He would be killed by a automatic shotgun.
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Ask for a Sunbreaker buff.
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Well, I belong in a ninja's pocket, sooo Ninjas?
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/200830598/0/0
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1 RespuestaAsk him for sterling treasure
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1 RespuestaId kick his ass out of my room like how the destiny servers do
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1 RespuestaAsk for 335 gear and godroll snipers
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KA-ME-HA-ME-HA
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9 RespuestasI met this girl... She's just great This girl I just adore The problem is, She has much more Than I bargained for She's got that style She's hot that smile She's got the walk She's got that tuck She's got that zing There's just one thing, She has... A penis She's got that flair She knows what to wear She's got that face That girl is grace She's got pizzazz Too bad she has... A penis Now there's always failure Always some flaw Ain't that what they call Murfey's law But male genitalia That's where I draw the line Besides, Her's is bigger than mine My life's a mess 'Cause under that dress She's got a P-E-N-I-S Yes!
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2 RespuestasI would go back to sleep and hope he leaves
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*I wake up first Me-"What the hell is next to me?" *Then Deej wakes up Deej-"What the hell am I doing here?" Me-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "We'll bang, okay?"
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3 RespuestasFondle his beard softly and whisper [spoiler]"anal?"[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasI'd ask Duardo why DeeJ is in bed with me, violating his and my CoC...
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5 RespuestasViolate the CoC.[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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6 Respuestas[quote]wat do?[/quote] Check my bank account, whatever happened probably wasn't cheap XD
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8 Respuestas[spoiler]"you fûcked me harder in one night than the entire destiny community in one year" [/spoiler]
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Punch him in the face.
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Get a rimjob
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S'up Deej. How you doin? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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English
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Hi DeeJ.
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Make sure hands are warm.
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Complain he nerfed my orgasm
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Make him breakfast .
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WHAT THE F*CK!!! Oh hi Deej Give me ghally
