1. It's not good if it doesn't last 2 hours. Truth: Actually, [i]that shit hurts[/i] and is not pleasant usually*. The woman dries up eventually and both your genitals will be sore as fck in the morning. Average duration of sex is only 7 minutes. 2. Bigger is always better. Truth: Not true at all. Fact: Average penis size is ~5 inches. This is enough to satisfy 95% of women. All those "is it in yet" horror stories are bs just made to be funny. 3. Married people have less, or "boring" sex. Truth: LOL, not true at all. A common misconception is that the sex will become "stale" after a while, simply because of your familiarity with your spouse. [b]Listen very carefully.[/b] That sentiment is nothing more than bullshit Hollywood propaganda meant to glamorize 1 night stands because "sex sells." There's no rulebook out there that says "once you get married, you have to have sex every other Thursday at 3 pm, with no foreplay, and only missionary is allowed." You'd swear that was true if you went by what you see on tv. 4. You have to "try it before you buy it." Truth: Actually, no, you f---ing don't. A lot of people seem to think that if they don't sleep together before marriage, then they won't know if they're sexually compatible. Here's the irony though. If you're both virgins when you get married, [i]you won't know the difference between "good sex" and terrible sex.[/i] It will just be sex. And since you've never done it before, it will feel freaking amazing. Now, [b][u]on the flip side,[/u][/b] even if you've only slept with 1 other person, and then you get married to someone else, now you have 2 people to compare. [b]Worst case scenario:[/b] The first guy/girl you slept with was 12/10 in bed, and blew your mind to outer space. But your spouse? They blow chunks by comparison. You see? Your perception of someone's sexual ability is going to be heavily weighted by what comparisons you're able to make. Me? I've only been inside 1 clam. That clam could be the shittiest clam on planet earth, but to me it's freaking amazing, because it's [i]my[/i] clam, and it's the only one I've ever had. Lol...anyways, moving on. 5. Men only care about sex. Truth: Women like sex just as much as men. I know the media would like you to believe that men are just these crazy sex robots that don't care about anything else, but it's bs plain and simple. Honestly? I'd rather have a woman that is 10/10 good with money, knows HOW TO F---ING COOK, can hold a legit conversation, and can make me laugh, over a woman who is 10/10 in bed but has a plastic spork for a brain. Truthfully, if you're in a serious relationship, sex is only like 5-10% of it. Yeah, it's awesome, but it's the icing, not the whole freaking cake. And there you go. A bunch of bullshit you've probably seen on tv, explained from the perspective of a married guy. Sorry for any LGBT people out there. Can't speak for y'all because I can't relate, but I imagine the media is all wrong about your stuff too lol.