1.You can't handle me. I deride your ability to handle me! 2. I am a usurper. Like a thief in the night I have stolen that which does not belong to me. But it was not always this way, for I was once the usurped. I was once robbed of my title. But now, here I am; forgotten by many but used by some. But only a fool would hold out hope for a better fate; that privilege has already been bestowed. Who am I?