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Editado por SECURATYYY:
4/11/2016 7:41:46 PM
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Sidearms should do precision damage to the buttocks.
If they're running away from your sidearm, and you're pumping them from behind, it should do bonerus damage.
That is all.
EDIT: We are trending. The community agrees that sidearm buttocks obliteration would be a fantasstic addition to the Destiny community. We would love to make them crit their pants.
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1 RespuestaNice shitpost
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1 RespuestaI couldn't stop laughing, well done.
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2 Respuestas"Hans Von Bootygrab" Exotic Sidearm [i]"He's coming for that BOOTAY!" -Barbell Gaming[/i] Perks: [u]Sneaky-Beaky Like:[/u] [i]Does critical damage to the buttocks.[/i] [u]Sting-Ring:[/u] [i]Shitical hits apply DoT until the next daily reset.[/i]
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I'm dead. XD This is the best.
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23 RespuestasEditado por HyperTextualPanda: 4/11/2016 9:46:15 PM[i]the booty slapper[/i] " when they turn and run you'll have some fun." High RoF sidearm The exotic perk: when chasing a enemy the damage doubles when shot into ass cheeks.
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1 RespuestaADS = A** Down Sights
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1 RespuestaThe title of this post made me laugh harder than it should have.
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1 Respuestabruh ur not even gud
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1 Respuestabonerus damage eh. you get a boner by giving it to them up the pooper?
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1 RespuestaWouldn't be the first time I've done critical damage there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]JK I'll always be alone[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaCan it have a cousin that's a shotgun? Maybe a slug pump action shotgun called Yerassmybone?
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2 RespuestasDismantle 'Roids yyyyeeessssssss? Or..... Diiiieeeee.....
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1 RespuestaLmao that edit tho. A+
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Pumping them from behind indeed. Lol.
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2 RespuestasI completely agree with that, wise sir. [i]~aiming down your sights[/i]
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1 Respuesta10/10 for puniness.
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3 RespuestasBump pls
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1 RespuestaAt first I thought this was silly. After thinking, and laughing I'm kind of onboard.
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2 RespuestasBhole is crit. This is known.
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1 RespuestaYou've just invented the next exotic sidearm... The Critter Bum! Deals precision damage to the bum Residual damage to self worth Activate yellow chroma for corn bits
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Editado por Brokenspade: 4/14/2016 1:39:43 PMPerk: "do they got the booty?" Description: dey dooo! Does 125% damage from behind.
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7 RespuestasEditado por C-Moon: 4/12/2016 2:31:19 PM*reads the post* *notices "bonerus"* *dies *gets revived by BF4 defibs *reads edit* *sees "fantasstic"* *commits suicide because Bungie.net has nothing funnier to offer*
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This made my day lmfao.
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Yes that would be too funny
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Birth of anew medal: "Rusty sheriff's badge"
