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WRITE YOUR DESTINY PUNS BELOW!
What does the Archon Priest uses to communicate?
A [b]CELL[/b]phone!!!!
Now it's your turn!
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#Destiny
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my clan the Thong of Ir Yut B)
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Why can't Titans see well because they can't blink
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10 RespuestasGirl did you just come from the lighthouse? [spoiler]because you are flawless[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasWhats the wizards favorite day of the week? Moonday. Only alpha players will understand this.
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Sir let me tell you the [b]Truth[/b],listen to my [b]Super Good Advice[/b] that made me cringe...
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Editado por MARS (Adept): 4/10/2016 3:22:01 PMI can't take credit for this. It was posted a while ago: If Tony Stark and the Hulk had a baby, what would they call it? [spoiler]Iron Banner[/spoiler]
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Why are women annoying? [spoiler]because they always need the last word[/spoiler]
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5 RespuestasEditado por Shelf: 4/10/2016 5:06:14 PMWhy do scrubs win every argument? [spoiler]They always have The Last Word.[/spoiler]
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I knew a couple, but after hearing them myself I've determined their humor level is .04%
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3 Respuestas*grieves* I win
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1 RespuestaI smell a tool, and it MIDA be you!
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Editado por Kobi Jabroni: 4/10/2016 4:19:17 PMI would tell you a pun, but I don't have the patience and time to do so
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3 RespuestasI had a really good destiny joke, but I phogoth it Why are Titans eyes always hurting? It's because they can't blink Why don't you want to have sex with the Templar? Because he has harpies The 3 Xs of hawk moon Xcellent Xtravagent Xboxless
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What do you call the king of a shower? A scrublord.
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Yo mama is like a gorgon. Everytime she enters the crucible, everyone dies and shaxx screams we ran out of medals! .... its all i got.
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This thorn in my side really burns
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Your Mama's so fat, when she walks into the Tower Lord Shaxx says: [spoiler]You're Crushing Them[/spoiler]
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not a pun, but it sure is fun ;) What does Peter Dinklage say when he climaxes? [spoiler][i]We've woken the Hive![/i][/spoiler]
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Destiny is the only game where if you take a moment to smell the roses you find a thorn in your side.
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2 RespuestasWhy did crota dump Eris? [spoiler]because he gave her hives[/spoiler]
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Dude- *teleports* WHERE THE -BLAM- AM I?!?!? Man- OVER HERE! I have a [b]Thorn[/b] stuck in my knee, I'm bleeding out. Dude- I have some [b]Super Good Advice[/b] for you. Man- Halp. Plez. Dude- I have 3 plans, you'll need [b]Patience and Time[/b]. Plan A- take that shit out. Plan B- find a doctor. [b]Plan C[/b]- ain't got shit for the 3rd plan, let's just say it's a plan. Man- I'll tell you the [b]Truth[/b], those plans suck caballs. Dude- I got those plans from my homie Dreg. [b]Dregs Promise[/b] was they were gonna work. Man- My question is... how the hell did you find me? We're on an island in the middle of nowhere there's [b]No Land Beyond[/b] the shore... just water. I don't see a boat? Dude- From [b]Hereafter[/b] let's just hope my blink doesn't teleport me random places... I was about to blink shotgun a shank :( Man- *last breath* tell... my... family... [b]The... Last... Word...[/b] I... will... speak... is... nerf firebolts. Dude- welp. Idgaf. *teleports* Man- halp. I nee- Dude- *teleports*
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With all these puns, I hope y'all suffer a Fate of All Fools
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Don't buy seeds from [i]that[/i] guy, he's a Dreg dealer
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Editado por XxWarFare55xX: 4/10/2016 4:13:18 PMDid you know that the 4th horseman works at the ash factory Hey baby I've fallen for you why don't you come over to my house so we can have vex I'll show you my cabals I hope your not taken I seen that party crasher from last night doing doggos
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What do exterminators and weapons from the Crota's End raid have in common? They both are hive disruptors.
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3 RespuestasI can't it's too dark... :)
