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WRITE YOUR DESTINY PUNS BELOW!
What does the Archon Priest uses to communicate?
A [b]CELL[/b]phone!!!!
Now it's your turn!
English
#Destiny
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7 RespuestasWhat's a Sunbreaker's favorite food? [spoiler]a HAMmer Sandwich[/spoiler] [spoiler]pls laugh[/spoiler]
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8 RespuestasThis is for the Day 1 players and dedicated to the first two weeks of gameplay A warlock, a Titan and a hunter walk into a bar and sit down in a booth. They sit there and talk for awhile but no one comes to take their order. They wait for 45 minutes and the warlock goes to find out what's wrong. He looks around the corner and sees the problem instantly. He turns to the Titan and the warlock and says "Servers down"
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Why did the titan beat the hunter in a staring contest? [spoiler]Because he can't blink[/spoiler]
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15 RespuestasEditado por Pengu: 4/10/2016 2:27:03 AM*Prior to year 2 Describe the hawkmoon in one word Xboxless Why does not one have sex with the templars? They have harpies We should change the name of iron banner to rose Because of all the thorns I had a really good destiny joke But then I phogoth it Where's destiny's story It's shrouded in the darkness How did the traveler get is name It never dribbles Girls are you Venus Cus you make my spirit bloom Help hive fallen and I can't get up Why can't xur get a girlfriend Because he doesn't have enough icebreakers Where does xur get all his exotics From no land beyond Girls those are some nice pants What's there drop rate How does rahool like his legendary engrams Medium rare Why don't Warlocks have any exotic boots Because they are used to being carried -Mr fruit
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2 RespuestasAn old one was: I've got a great joke to tell you about the gjallarhorn, [spoiler]but you'll never get it[/spoiler]
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Editado por Fal Chavam: 4/11/2016 12:38:16 PMWhen that annoying friend pokes his head in your door and you have no back plans so you bust out plan C and give him an uppercut payload, all during the zombie Apocalypse so he's trying to give you super good advice but then you say three little words, show him the secret hand shake and kick him in the cabals. But against all odds, he survived. [spoiler]Bungie, It's when I can play mad-libs effectively with your weapon names that you should maybe consider not using full sentences for your naming structure.[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasHey guys! If you would follow me on twitch it would mean the world! My username is: TheNamesPyro Clan name: Vaders 501st Battallion Im a new streamer and I would love to play with viewers and explore the world of Destiny with you guys! I love streaming and I hate playing by myself, so you guys can help me eliminate those problems by smashing that follow button and joining my fireteam anytime you want. Thanks guys! (If you follow me before I get 50 followers, Ill follow you back on twitch and on the bungie website just pm me your username :) ) Happy Hunting Guardians!
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I couldve had a good pun [spoiler]but I pho goth it[/spoiler]
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Editado por oxo Z E R 0 oxo: 4/11/2016 7:55:07 AMCan you guess what's left in your pockets after buying destiny 3 times and it's still not a finished game with terrible reward system? A few strange coins. What comes up when you get screwed of your dlc you cannot reclaim again and try to play crucible matches? Choose your destiny package. Who uses the same maps with 'new' content and sells it for more than its worth but we were too blind to see it? Activision. Who cut the cord on a burning bridge to make revenue from being butthurt losing rights to Halo? Bungie. The whole idea of this organization is a absolute pun. After 17 loyal years of my time, they can both blow me. Slam your ban-gavel ass-holes.
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Wanna know what I do when I decide I suck at shadestep? [spoiler]i forfeit[/spoiler]
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Dismantle puns, yeeeessssss?
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Watch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sSWu92vBXzw
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1 RespuestaGo home Taniks, you're drunk. Oh wait...
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1 RespuestaDestiny 2 is really called nerf wars we get nerf guns no more supers or grenades!
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9 RespuestasRoses are black Violets are black Everything is black I need a cleanse
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4 RespuestasWhy is it hard for Alak-Hul to get butter on his bread in his cell? [spoiler]He can never find his dark blade.[/spoiler]
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I'm here in my garage, with my Pocket Infinity. You know what I like more than my Pocket Infinity? [spoiler]Weapon parts. *dismantles* [/spoiler]
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Please Ketch me, for I have Fallen
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1 RespuestaWhat is Oryx's favourite helmet? The [u]TAKE[/u]onaut!
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4 RespuestasWhy do I keep my No Land Beyond above the fire place? [spoiler]because I like it on dismantle[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaA young Striker asked Zavala for some pointers on shooting a shotgun. He told him to Titan his grip on the gun.
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13 RespuestasWhat shotgun do teenagers use?? the Chaperone . I guess you can say...I'm a Comedian. ( Ba dum tss )
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Editado por TheRedThirst: 4/10/2016 9:39:16 PMSo whats up with the surface of Mercury? The radical changes to the geology on its surface are quite vexing.......... **reads other posts** - do people even know what puns are WTF?
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You used to call me on my kell phon
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4 RespuestasWhy was Tanix sad? BECAUSE HE HAS NO HOUSE!!! get it...
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6 RespuestasHow does skolas communicate with his minions? [spoiler]On his kell phone[/spoiler]
