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WRITE YOUR DESTINY PUNS BELOW!
What does the Archon Priest uses to communicate?
A [b]CELL[/b]phone!!!!
Now it's your turn!
English
#Destiny
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1 RespuestaWhy do Titans always win staring contests? [spoiler][/spoiler] Because they can't blink LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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What does Amanda do when she gets time off? She goes on holiday
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2 Respuestas*starts kill spree with imago loop* This will send you for a loop! *starts killspree with fatebringer* This is your fate, I'm just bringing it. *gets headshot with icebreaker* Hey baby, let's break the ice ;) Eris's friend just died, give her time to "morn" Cayde just got laid, I guess she saw "Caydes stash"
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What's a Knights favourite game? Please don't..... [spoiler]Hive and Seek[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaHow do you kill valus ta'aurc instantly? Kick him in the [b]cabals[/b]
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Variks wanted a date, but all the Fallen girls were Taken.
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4 RespuestasHelp I've [b]fallen[/b] and can't get up
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2 RespuestasWhat do the fallen do when their girls come over? [spoiler]Sepiks n' chill[/spoiler]
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Hive fallen for the taken but I don't have the caballs to join them which makes me vexed
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1 RespuestaEditado por PhraustStryke: 4/11/2016 8:12:45 PMWell now, is that a [i]Hard Light[/i] in your inventory, or are you just happy to see me? I was going to ask Jenny to the prom, but I couldn't work up the courage to [i]Aksor.[/i] All these puns are a real [i]thorn[/i] in my side. Hunters wouldn't have such a gambling problem if they would just put down [i]The Ace of Spades.[/i] Coming soon to the tower! An arcade game kiosk! Featuring [i]Cabal[/i]a's Big Game Hunter! VoG is my favorite raid, I guess you can say it has me, [i]vex[/i]ed! I don't like arguing with my gf when it comes to Destiny. She always gets [i]The Last Word.[/i]
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How many warlocks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None you already got the mouth of ur
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If it ain't broken nerf it till it is
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3 RespuestasHow many Warlocks does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, one to hold the lightbulb and the rest to keep telling him the Earth revolves around him. #HunterTitanMasterRace
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I'm [spoiler]Guardian[/spoiler] down for this
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7 RespuestasIf Sepiks Prime was green he'd be [spoiler]Sepiks Lime[/spoiler]
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I just finished a GRIND. Reading this post.
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Connect the DOTS! Oh wait, time to Nerf hunters
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2 RespuestasThese people are TAKING all the good jokes!
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2 RespuestasHow many titans does it take to screw in a light bulb? [spoiler]2 the hard part is getting them in there![/spoiler]
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Most of these are not puns, just jokes.
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1 RespuestaHelp I have fallen and I can't get up! Help I have [b]FALLEN[/b]
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1 RespuestaSomeone say a pun that has to do with Oryx and Mr. Steal Your Girl.. I know one's there but I can't think of it.
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3 RespuestasBungie's weapon balancing. [spoiler]Ba dum tss[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaSo I was playing vanilla destiny, and I got my first legendary engram. I was so excited! I thought, "wow I can't wait to get a really cool new piece of gear!" So I get back to the tower, giddy to see the fruits of my RNG labor, and I walk up to Rahool like, "hey buddy I got this cool engram and I'm pretty excited about it! How bout you just go ahead and decrypt that for me buddy?" So he does. And he looks me dead in the eyes, and says, "here's your [u]rare[/u] helmet." [quote]here's your [u]RARE[/u] helmet.[/quote] I hated you Rahool. I hoped the traveler would inch over to you and fart in your mouth. I wanted a new engram to turn into a machine gun so I could murder you with it. I wanted to toss you into the cosmodrome and leave you the thralls. You were the worst NPC. I guess I blue that whole thing way out of proportion...
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Why don't you have a date? Because ORYX WILL TAKE THEM ALL
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7 RespuestasWhat's a Sunbreaker's favorite food? [spoiler]a HAMmer Sandwich[/spoiler] [spoiler]pls laugh[/spoiler]
