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Editado por Joebomination: 4/9/2016 6:43:18 PM
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Video game clichés

Let start naming video game clichés. 1. Red barrels explode 2. Hiding behind cover restores you hp 3. Eating something restores your hp 4. Med kits heals you instantly 5. Complete 3 of anything to proceed. 6. Defeat every enemy in the area to proceed. 7.getting shot means you eyes are covered in strawberry jelly. 8. Taking out a half empty mag and throwing it on the ground and loading in a full mag doesn't get rid of ammo. 9. In stealth games guards forget you killed there buddy 15 seconds after hiding. 10. Some clothes make your guns shoot harder. 11. In stealth games, everyone has terrible peripheral vision. 12.bad guy decides to taunt the protagonist instead of killing him, letting the protagonist react and survive. 13. Hearts mean health 14. Bosses are practically immune except for one very obviously weak spot. 15. A boss having more than one stage. 16. Main ability in trailers for new games get unlocked half way through the game. 17. The one weapon that can kill some bosses is in the same dungeon as that boss 18. In fps pressing the switch gun button put the grenade you where cooking back in you pocket..... And it doesn't explode. 19. Protagonist being mute for no reason at all. 20. Melee sometimes does more damage than your gun. 21. Npc and people don't give a fudge if you break everything in there house and steal stuff( link) 22. In the middle of a battle against 2 enemy force the bitter rivals will come together to murder you ass so they can go back to fighting to the death right after they kill you. 23. Turrets and vehicles have UNLIMITED AMMO!!!!!!!! 24. Vehicles require no fuel or power 25. Cutscenes when boss is at 1 hp 26. Mini map installed in protagonist eyes. 27. HUD on protagonist who don't even have a futuristic helmet 28. Kill many enemies who are just doinng there job to get to the main evil boss guy only to not kill him because morals. 29. You can loot unrealistic items like a pear from a crocodile 30. In fetch quest where you have to get 10 heads of lions sometimes heads don't drop...... ( WoW) 31. Highly trained covert ops can't swim 32. Enemies have unlimited bullets but only drop 30 when killed. 33. Enemies will always drop the exact ammo you need despite having a different type of gun. 34. Alien weapons are designed to be used by humans to. 35. Chest high walls are impassible 36. 4 feet between the wall and some object is also impassible 37. Protagonist can carry 30 or so weapons and armor but only get weigh down when he equips it ( darksouls \[T]/ ) 38. Goes into a ancient temple untouched by man for 5000 years. Find ammo for your modern gun. I'll add some of your guys cliché every now and then.
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