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4/5/2016 8:10:38 PM
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*Appears with a folding chair* If anyone of you dares touching me while I try to relax, I will shove a fusion grenade straight into your mouth... *Lays down on the chair*
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Should I? *points staff at your face*
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[quote]*Appears with a folding chair* If anyone of you dares touching me while I try to relax, I will shove a fusion rifle straight into your mouth... *Lays down on the chair*[/quote] Fixed
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Yup fusion rifles need nerf. That's way too much range.
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I kinda want to poke you but... *sits down and starts recharging*
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You poke me and I will use you for a soda can.
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*walks up, in humanoid form, eating a frostee* What are you doing and can I join you?
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Resting, and if you want to rest, go get a chair from my ship. *Points over to my ship*
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Ok! *splits into two and reverts into cat form, as one runs towards his ship and the other is still eating the frostee* Yeah this was a fun one to scare somebody with.... Heh *flashback* *slurps frostee* BRAIN FREEZE!!! *falls over clutching head and the other one falls over clutching its head down the ramp*
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*Just sits there, and a bottle of vodka appears on my hand* Drink your problems away Ace.. Just drink them away...
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*stops clutching head* Terror 1: I'm fine. Other me, hurry up with the chair! Terror 2: I getting it! It doesn't help that you got a brain freeze! Terror 1: We are supposed to be the same mind how are we doing this? And where's the chair!?!? Terror 2: Here! *places chair in front of the other terror* And dunno *morphs back into humanoid form* Well time to relax *picks up slurpee and sits in chair* humph * morphs into cat* Much better *stretches and sleeps with a sign on the chair saying "touch the cat and you will be bleeding against a wall"*
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*Has four empty bottles of vodka laying on the ground* I guess this is my life as a guardian now... Assassinate, drink vodka, sleep, repeat... Nothing to exactly keep me out of trouble and no excitement...
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*sleeps* zzzzzzzmurderzzzzzzspeakerzzzzzzzdarknesszzziszzzzzzzzzhimzzzzz*continues to sleep*
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*Snores softly with a knife in one hand, and s bottle of vodka in the other*
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*lifts head then looks around* Hmmm its too quite here.. *gets up then disappears into the darkness*
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*A tree's leaves start to rustle as a teleportation sound is made and a person falls from the tree from terror tackling them* Who are you and what do you want?!?!
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*Glances over and ignores the person*
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Person: I was told the one known as aces was going to be here! Terror: What were you going to do to him?!?! Person: My mission was to kill him! And how was I tackled by a teleporting cat?
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*Sighs and pulls a revolver from my side and aims it at the persons head without looking over* If you don't explain now, you will end up with more than two eyes, if you know what I mean.
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Terror: I should kill you, but I'm not going to as I need you to tell me who hired you! Person: I don't know who hired me just an anonymous package with a hundred thousand glimmer attached and a note saying what to do when he was killed! It said to put his head in a box and leave it in a trash can! Terror: put me in the box and deliver it! *terror gets in the box and the package is delivered to the dead drop*
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*Relaxed but still holds the gun* Wonder who wanted to kill me this time. Eh. Who cares.
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*the box is opened by a person, and terror jumps out clawing them and them handcuffs them to a chair* Terror: Got them, and it looks like a grunt so probably a faction you made mad.
