[quote]shitty batman vs superman movie.[/quote] Muted.

have you played circle jerk with a pizza

Superman dies

Why wasn't I invited. I thought all three of us were married what the hell.

Nice. Mines coming up soonish. Married for 3 together for 8. I'll probably just stick my dick in her wine glass. Think that'll be enough?

Is Ginger actually a ginger

Are you bald/balding or have you been bald?

and you do is decide to post on the forums? get off the damn phone man!

How much poontang did you get

You poor fool. You should have remained single and rich

Make sure u give a good fu[i][/i]cking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I got a few 1) Whats your (full) name? 2) How old are you? 3) Whats your Birthday? 4) What starsign does that make it? 5) Whats your favourite colour? 6) Whats your lucky number? 7) Do you have any pets? 8) Where are you from? 9) How tall are you? 10) What shoe size are you? 11) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make? 13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have? 14) and what would your hero name be? 15) and what outfit would you wear? 16) What was your last dream about? 17) What would you do if you won the lottery? 18) Would you like to build/design your own house? 19) Which form of public transport do you prefer? 20) What talents do you have? 21) Can you juggle? 22) Can you solve a rubix cube? 23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear? 24) Are you psychic in any way? 25) Are you a good dancer? 26) Are you a good singer? 27) Are you a good cook? 28) Are you a good artist? 29) Are you a good listener? 30) Are you a good public speaker? 31) Are you a good babysitter? 32) Are you a good mechanic? 33) Are you a good diplomat? 34) Are you a good employee? 35) Are you a good dresser? 36) Are you a good swimmer? 37) Are you a good skier? 38) Are you a good lover? 39) Are you a good musician? 40) Are you a good comedian? 41) Are you a good cleaner? 42) Are you a good actor? 43) Are you a good writer? 44) Have you ever been bungee jumping? 45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking? 46) What types of holidays do you prefer? 47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday? 48) What was your favourite holiday? 49) Where would your dream holiday be? 50) Can you tap dance? 51) Whats your favourite zoo animal? 52) Whats your favourite sport? 53) Whats your favourite food? 54) Whats your favourite pizza topping? 55) Whats your favourite film? 56) Whats your favourite song? 57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink? 58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink? 59) Whats your favourite TV program? 60) Whats your favourite boyband? 61) Whats your favourite girl group? 62) What would be your ideal partner? 63) Do you want children? 64) Do you want a church wedding? 65) Are you religious? 66) Do you like reality TV programs? 67) Do you like TV talent shows? 68) If you were gay who would your life partner be? 69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be? 70) How many hats do you own? 71) Are you any good at pool? 72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from? 73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital? 74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law? 75) Have you ever been on TV? 76) Have you ever met any celebrities? 77) Have you ever been to Legoland? 78) Have you ever done something heroic? 79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone? 80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke? 81) What would be your best achievement to date? 82) Do you prefer baths or showers? 83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural drying your hair? 84) Have you ever built a snowman? 85) Have you ever been sledging? 86) Have you ever flown a kite? 87) What colour socks are you wearing? 88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be? 89) Have you ever been famous? 90) Would you like to be a big celebrity? 91) Would you ever go on Big Brother? 92) How big is your TV? 93) What is your most essential appliance? 94) What type of music do you like? 95) Have you ever been skinnydipping? 96) How many Pillows do you sleep with? 97) What position do you often sleep in? 98) What do you wear to bed? 99) How big is your house? 100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

What's your middle name?

I would like to know what apps you got

Ooooooh - will there be sexy talk later? And will it lead to deeeeeeep oral? [spoiler]yes... I realize I'm a degenerate [/spoiler]

Why did you watch batman vs superman?

An anniversary at Crapplebees doesn't sound so enticing.

Hey, congratulations to both of you on your 8th wedding anniversary, hope many more will come

Noice. Horrid movie tho

Did you make love in the movie theater?

A old lady told me to never get married for 40 years. What do you think?