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Editado por CmdrWarlock_NL:
3/30/2016 5:55:26 AM
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You wake up in the year 2698...
Somehow, you wake up in the year 2698. What does everything look like? What will be the first thing you do?
Tell me everything!
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1 RespuestaEditado por JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW: 3/30/2016 3:13:41 AM>be me >2000 + 2^4 >Trump is elected president >he reveals that he is a god and cannot die >he uses his high energy to amend the constitution for him to become the supreme leader of America >upon hearing this, every single liberal on the planet killed themselves >in 2020, he invaded china and won >in 2024, he invaded the middle east >by 2050, he controlled the entire world except for mexico >the only religion now was Christianity >by 2078, Trump funded a super advanced space program with some of his $60 billion gorillion >using the legal workers in the American empire, spaceship production was done near instantly >each spaceship had been branded with the Trump name >by 2100, the entire solar system had been colonized >2126, first contact with aliens >the aliens had such low energy that they caused a threat to the interplanetary Trump empire >2127, war against the aliens >we almost wiped them out >Trump the graceful struck a deal with them(no surprise there) >in addition to peace, the aliens must pay a small amount of 1 million space rock, and must take all illegal mexicans from the empire >since that is such a good deal, they accept >with no illegal immigrants, the empire enters an everlasting golden age >by 2492, live expectancy has increased to 500 >by 2600, the American empire now spans across a couple galaxies >the workforce of the intergalactic American empire is the greatest in the entire universe >an economic boom ensues >the year is 2698 >minimum wage is still $9.00 >mfw
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Spartan 5s probably
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1 RespuestaCheck notifications.
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Editado por Sainyule: 4/3/2016 7:13:04 AMImmediately exit the vault and fuc[i][/i]k everyone over with high charisma
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2 RespuestasEverything will be chrome in the future. FUTURE!
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FEUTUREEEEEE FEUTUREEEEE
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Wonder where the hell my son is and why my wife is shot dead next to me
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They...THEY KILLED MY WIFE AND TOOK MY SON!
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Editado por Deathstroke: 4/3/2016 6:59:53 AMFigure out how I lived so long. 682 years would have passed making me over 700 years old.
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Editado por Cappy: 4/3/2016 12:26:55 AMDid Reach fall?! It was all a dream, right?!
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I'd see if mechs were a thing yet.
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1 RespuestaI get some power armor bitch
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1. Heil Trump The Ever Living 2. Be pissed that they still havent invented real hover boards 3. Do future drugs
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2 RespuestasMe: "Are the Jews gone yet?" Some dude: "No." *back to sleep*
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5 RespuestasAsk if the Jews are still around
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Editado por orkdestroyer1: 4/3/2016 12:15:50 AMGo to the nearest goverment (or ruling body) building to ask for laws and guidelines concerning the year i am in, once i have revised these laws and guidelines i shall set off on a quest for BOOTY (and potentially alien BOOTY) And go to the nearest pawnbroker to sell off all these 'relics' i brought from the 21st century (just some crap like a pound coin ect)
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Halo. It started in the 2500's if I'm correct
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1 RespuestaFind out if they invented lightsabers yet.
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Plow some future pussy
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Laugh because 2 -69- 8 Geddit I'm 5 and I think this is funny.
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Check to see if Destiny lived for 10 years and was successful. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) In all seriousness I'd probably just see what iPhone number they're on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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5 Respuestasfind and bang my crushes descendants
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1 RespuestaWhy 2698? Wouldn't it have been easier just to say 2700
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I need a sandwich
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1 RespuestaCowboy Bebop shit
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1 RespuestaGoto the restroom! I always have to pee after a long nap. [spoiler]But on a more serious note I'd find a future phone book and look up my last name to find some family or see where my family line has ended. [/spoiler]
