1.) Assholes who take up two parking spots 2.) People who don't flush/pee on the seat 3.) People who stand in the middle of the GOD DAMN STAIRWELL and talk 4.) People who ask stupid questions like, "Are you okay?" when you're obviously not. 5.) People who cut in any line of any sort 6.) People who walk past you only to then slow down directly in front of you. 7.) People who cut multiple lanes on the highway with no warning 8.) New Jersey drivers 9.) People who chew loudly or with their mouths open 10.) People who turn their headphone volume up to the point where others can hear it (it defeats the whole fūcking purpose) 11.) Strangers who read over your shoulder 12.) Know it alls 13.) Compulsive liars 14.) People who don't use turn signals 15.) People who talk during movies 16.) Drivers that block intersections 17.) Bikers 18.) People who kick the back of your chair 19.) Shoppers who leave their carts wherever 20.) People who put their mouths on water fountains 21.) People who feel the need to take constant selfies 22.) People who use their phone while talking to someone in person 23.) People who don't say thanks when you hold the door 24.) People who just let the door go on you and it hits you in the shoulder 25.) People who complain about everything 26.) Bloggers 27.) People who double dip 28.) People who make plans and bail at the last second consistently 29.) People who read your text questions but don't respond to the question for hours/days 30.) People who only talk about how they workout