Bungie: So in Year 1, a lot of people have complained about Exotics not matching with shaders.
Community: Yeah we look like walking pumpkins!
Bungie: So now the majority of Year 1 exotics have been redone to change with shaders!
Community: Yeah! Fashion!
Some dude: Wait, majority?
[i]A few weeks later[/i]
Community: Why the -blam!- do 99% of new exotics not work with shaders? And now class items as well!? BUNGO!!!
[i]Inside Bungie HQ...[/i]
Deej: OK, so the community have been going nuts over how the meta's absolutely dogwank, there's no content and their shaders don't work.
Cozmo: Hey the community really wants old content to be relevant and I said I'd pass on their ide–
All: Shut up Cozmo!!
DeeJ: Anyway, we need a plan!
Luke Smith: I know! Give them Sparrow Racing! They've always wanted that!
All: *clapping*
Luke Smith: And make them pay for all the cool looking stuff...
All: *standing up applause*
Luke Smith: ...[i]and[/i] the ability to look at their stats!
*Roses are thrown, people are crying, Luke is a hero*
Some guy: How about we nerf fusion rifles as well?
*Everyone goes quiet*
CEO: Who said that!?!?
*Guy raises hand*
CEO: WELL YOU'RE PROMOTED TO HEAD OF BALANCING!!
*DeeJ collapses*
[spoiler]fin[/spoiler]
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You forgot this conversation after the meeting - CEO: Cosmo, didn't you say the community was complaining about having too many weapon parts wasting space in their vaults? Cosmo: I haven't heard. . . . Deej interrupts: That was me, sir. I have thousands of weapon parts I can't use. CEO: Okay, nerf that as well. Deej to himself with a little fist pump: Yes, I am back in. You still got it, old boy.
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50 Shades of Bungo: Part 2
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I clap for you.
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Haha, awesome
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Thanks dude
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You sir have some insider info we all need to learn
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Shh don't blow my cover!
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[i] ultra dank applauds [/i]
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3dank5me
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How I imagine Bungo headquarters
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I can't even.. :D
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[spoiler]Release your inner white girl[/spoiler] [spoiler]Let the Starbucks flow through you[/spoiler]
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heyyyyy[spoiler]thats pretty good[/spoiler]
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Edupes is that you?
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my name is jake
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11/10- IGN, not enough fusion rifle nerfs
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[quote]Bungie: So in Year 1, a lot of people have complained about Exotics not matching with shaders. Community: Yeah we look like walking pumpkins! Bungie: So now the majority of Year 1 exotics have been redone to change with shaders! Community: Yeah! Fashion! Some dude: Wait, majority? [i]A few weeks later[/i] Community: Why the -blam!- do 99% of new exotics work with shaders? And now class items as well!? BUNGO!!! [i]Inside Bungie HQ...[/i] Deej: OK, so the community have been going nuts over how the meta's absolutely dogwank, there's no content and their shaders don't work. Cozmo: Hey the community really wants old content to be relevant and I said I'd pass on their ide– All: Shut up Cozmo!! DeeJ: Anyway, we need a plan! Luke Smith: I know! Give them Sparrow Racing! They've always wanted that! All: *clapping* Luke Smith: And make them pay for all the cool looking stuff... All: *standing up applause* Luke Smith: ...[i]and[/i] the ability to look at their stats! *Roses are thrown, people are crying, Luke is a hero* Some guy: How about we nerf fusion rifles as well? *Everyone goes quiet* CEO: Who said that!!?? *Guy raises hand* CEO: WELL YOU'RE PROMOTED TO HEAD OF BALANCING!! *DeeJ collapses* [spoiler]fin[/spoiler][/quote]
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Hilarious.
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Thanks!
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It's like he was in the room with them.
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Editado por dyyttem: 2/27/2016 7:49:49 PMHaha I wish xD [spoiler]So I could show them some logic!! >:( [/spoiler]
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