[quote][spoiler]if two vegans get into a fight is it still called beef?[/spoiler] No it's called a fight [spoiler]why do noses run but feet smell?[/spoiler] Because logic [spoiler]if a word is misspelled in the dictionary how does anyone know?[/spoiler] There is more than one dictionary [spoiler]who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?[/spoiler] A wizard [spoiler]do you think sand is called that because it's between the sea and the land?[/spoiler] Yes [spoiler]if you drop soap on the floor is the soap dirty or the floor clean?[/spoiler] The soaps dirty [spoiler]who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?[/spoiler] Jesus [spoiler]if you work as a security guard at a Samsung store does that make you the guardian of the Galaxy?[/spoiler] No. It makes you a Samsung security guard [spoiler]if you get out of the shower clean then how is your towel dirty[/spoiler] It isn't, its wet [spoiler]if I hit myself and it hurts am I weak or strong [/spoiler] You're just stupid [spoiler]if you are waiting for the waiter then doesn't make you the waiter?[/spoiler] No it makes you a customer [spoiler]is the S or the C silent in Scent[/spoiler] Its a combination of both. Like phone [spoiler]if I try to fail and succeed then which did I do[/spoiler] You've failed at failing [spoiler]if we can't see water to fish see air[/spoiler] No [spoiler]if you crash a car on purpose is it still called an accident[/spoiler] No its called an offence [spoiler]if you were born deaf what language would you think in[/spoiler][/quote] The language you read it

This made me laugh

[quote][spoiler]if two vegans get into a fight is it still called beef?[/spoiler] Yes, it's slang. And last I checked vegans don't refrain from meat references. [spoiler]why do noses run but feet smell?[/spoiler] They both do both. [spoiler]if a word is misspelled in the dictionary how does anyone know?[/spoiler] We have more than one dictionary in the world, cross check [spoiler]who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?[/spoiler] They have a lever on the outside as well, it's accessed with a key. [spoiler]do you think sand is called that because it's between the sea and the land?[/spoiler] No [spoiler]if you drop soap on the floor is the soap dirty or the floor clean?[/spoiler] Soap is merely a lubricant to remove dirt, it breaks down the bonds holding dirty in place allowing it to be washed away with water. Neither the floor or the soap are clean until rinsed. [spoiler]who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?[/spoiler] Priests [spoiler]if you work as a security guard at a Samsung store does that make you the guardian of the Galaxy?[/spoiler] It would make you a guardian of galaxies. [spoiler]if you get out of the shower clean then how is your towel dirty[/spoiler] After repeated uses, even a clean towel will collect skin particles and microbes from the air and your body. Continually moistening the towel allows for the growth of mildew, making it unclean over time. [spoiler]if I hit myself and it hurts am I weak or strong [/spoiler] Pain sensation has no bearing on physical strength, but hitting yourself may prove you're stupid. [spoiler]if you are waiting for the waiter then doesn't make you the waiter?[/spoiler] Sure, I'll give you that one. [spoiler]is the S or the C silent in Scent[/spoiler] Niether. [spoiler]if I try to fail and succeed then which did I do[/spoiler] If you succeed at failing then you succeeded. If you failed at succeeding then you failed. [spoiler]if we can't see water to fish see air[/spoiler] This isn't even a sentence. [spoiler]if you crash a car on purpose is it still called an accident[/spoiler] No. [spoiler]if you were born deaf what language would you think in[/spoiler][/quote] Sign language. Or whatever written text you learned first. Mind not blown.

Am I the only one bothered by the missing "?" On a few of these?