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How To Be A (Dumb) Raider 101
1: When you die, always remember to scream "What the -blam!-!?" in a confused manner. When your teammates ask what happened, tell them it was lag, or a glitch. It's [i]never[/i] your own fault. [i]Ever.[/i]
2. If you're a hunter, you are born with the ability to solo totems by default. No, seriously. You can totally solo totems.
3. When your team tells you to wipe, continue shooting at the mobs and doing the encounter. Show them that you got this.
4. Every single time you die, tell your team you're going outside to take a smoke break.
5. After you defeat Atheon, remember to tell your team to prepare for Xylar.
6. You don't need to know what counter clockwise is. Trust me.
7. Destiny is an FPS. You don't need to know how to platform.
8. Always start a raid 30 miniutes before dinner. You can totally finish it by then.
9. Your raid team would absolutely [b][u][i]LOVE[/i][/u][/b] to hear your favorite songs.
10. If you're a Defender, always place your bubble in front of the team, so they can see it.
11. Make sure you're red barring. The Darkness hates lagswitchers.
Now, get out there and raid!
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You really didn't leave anything out. Good job!
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Place a bubble in front of your team so they can see it haha
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The PvE community is cancer wow.
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4 RespuestasEditado por D34TH REAPER: 2/27/2016 3:58:15 PMHow to be dumb You still Play destiny
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I had a kid running a raid with me once. We were at 2nd orb phase during oryx's fight and he could't even take care of his knight. Every time he would die and blame the game, but once he said this I was terrified by his stupidity. " Guys they are shooting at me, everybody shoots at me, WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK !" Like, enemies should dance with you in this game.
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Why give people trouble about doing bad on raids? You lack completions on all raids. Help them out and play them more. No good in complaining.
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16 RespuestasRaid: Kings Fall Spots Left: 5 Difficulty: Hard Checkpoint: Oyrx Strategy: 8 Orb, 4 Orb, 4 Orb Requierments: -Must have knowledge of raid -Must be light 313+ -Must have good weapons for damaging bosses (ToM, Black Spindle etc) You will get Booted if: -You keep dying -Dont meet the requirements -Go AFK all the time -Dont know what to do Message me for invite. GT: Exiled Alive
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#20 Whenever given advice or instructions on how to do something, always cut them off with "ok,ok,I know, I got it this time" and then do the exact thing he was trying to tell you NOT to do.
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This list also works for crucible
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#10... I still cry about that time she placed a bubble in front of everyone... "Oops.... Sorry"
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6 RespuestasYou forgot make sure to tell everyone you are smoking weed. Hearing the bong is not enough
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69. Go to the toilet to pee. And keep your headset on. [spoiler]It was so heavy like he had thrown nails in a bucket and was shaking it![/spoiler]
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5 RespuestasDon't have a sniper? That's fine You only have autos and HC for primaries? Also fine. You have a machine gun but it's not as high as your sword which is your only other heavy? Don't worry. Not an issue Not even joking. This is exactly what this kid was saying when he ran oryx for his first time. I was so effing patient with him too. I even had the team wait while he went to the tower to buy the vendor 1kyard. Took him 5 minutes to realize he didn't have enough marks. So we restart from the beginning(hoping to maybe get a sniper drop for him at warpriest(I joined in to help at oryx and he and his friend just joined at that point as well)). We do the beginning part with minimal problems. Basically with 5 people since he was useless. He couldn't finish the ship jumping part and sent me conflicting messages saying to wait for him, then to go, then to wait, then to go. Then we get to totems and he and his friend would almost always shoot as soon as we spawn in from wiping(since they couldn't stay alive). The one with a mic denied it even though I saw him shoot. Right about this point the one with a mic mentions that they are both 10. Leader kicks them shortly after their next shooting on spawn BS. One without mic(mentioned in beginning) messages me saying "you suck dick". ^^^ why I don't play with kids
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I had a kid who inspected a friend during warpriest and saw he had the imago loop. Kid proceeded to freak out saying "OMG Y2 FATEBRINGER!!!%(#:%(!!!" Fast-forward, this idiot was STILL talking about imago. We were at daughters, a literal hour and a half later. STFU!!!
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1 RespuestaAdmit to knowing every aspect of the raid, even if you don't. You'd hate to be kicked for holding the team back with questions..
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2 RespuestasFamous last words, " going on an ammo run" followed almost immediately by Guardian Down.
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Don't worry guys I have sidearm! ..........everyones like what's a sidearm. You stole a dregs arm......oh the dreg promised you a side arm.
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1 RespuestaAlso keep your mic on when you are arguing with your wife/mom, because that is important to the fire team.
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Editado por ProfPancham: 2/22/2016 10:22:34 PMWhen at the Oryx battle, make sure to call out when the knights come. Doing this will ensure that you know what your doing, despite the fact that your fire team is cussing you out for letting the knight eat your blight
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1 Respuesta15. Always remind your team to pop a ToC every single waking moment during the raid, no matter how many times they acknowledge you.
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Editado por silentdeadly5: 2/19/2016 10:58:35 PMDon't forget to show everyone all the places you can parkour too. They're in no hurry they would love to watch you climb on useless shit for 30 minutes!
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Lmfao freaking perfectly hilarious.
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I did number 3 in the vault all the time at confluxes and pulled it off plenty of times, Made a lot of friends doing that.
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Number 3 a reference to Lord Shaxx?
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2 RespuestasRaid: Kings Fall Spots Left: 1 Difficulty: Hard Checkpoint: Totems Strategy: Warpriest Challenge Requierments: -Must have knowledge of raid -Must be light 310+ -Must have good weapons for damaging bosses (ToM, Black Spindle etc) You will get Booted if: -You keep dying -Dont meet the requirements -Go AFK all the time -Dont know what to do Message me for invite. GT: Exiled Alive Xbox 360
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1 Respuesta#8 is the absolute worst thing ever. I sincerely hate anyone who does that, eat after you play; or play before you eat. [i]-ATullo[/i]
