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Editado por SaraTheItalian:
2/25/2016 3:52:45 PM
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What should I get my bf for his bday?!
He's turning 23 and he keeps saying "all I want is you" but I really want to get him something haha. Any ideas? :)
He loves music, gaming, skating, photography, and me hehe.
[u]Update[/u]: I'm showing these replies to him and he's laughing like crazy. Making him laugh might be the best gift ever!!! You guys are hilarious!! I'll be sure to let y'all know what I got him for his bday ;)
[u]Update 2[/u]: His bday is March 21 so I have plenty of time haha. I wish I could reply to everyone but I'll try! Keep those ideas going, thanks again for all the replies :)
[u]Update 3[/u]: Aaahhhh so many good ideas!!! So far on my list from you guys I have shoes, skate bearings, earphones, a nice homemade dinner, a mixtape and The Division(Which should be a gift for me since I love that game hehe)!! Soooo many choices!
[u]Update 4[/u]: My PMs are blowing up!! I need to sleep but I wanna stay up and read everyone's replies haha. If I don't answer your questions I'll read over them in the morning :) goodnight everyone
[u]Update 5[/u]: Everyone keeps asking so FYI: we've been dating for over 3 years now but we've known each other since we were little kids. So I'm dating my best friend basically :) Best idea so far came from TXginger, I might just do that along with the other ideas for cool gifts from everyone else!!
[u]Update 6[/u]: This thread exploded in my face lol(no pun intended). I'll try to respond to everyone but I do read them all!! Thank you all who replied you guys had some great ideas ;)
[u]Update 7[/u]: You guys are cray. Lol. And no I'm not sending anyone nudes, what does that have to do with getting anything for my bf? Lol. Thanks again to those who actually gave me good ideas :)
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4 RespuestasSex. Give him sex
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Some puh
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Dank memes
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As a semi joke present, you could get him a picture of you on a skateboard with a gaming headset.
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1 RespuestaGet him a box, in the box there is another box, in that box in an envelope in that will be another envelope, then a letter that says check the lid of the first box which will have a hidden compartment which has a letter which says hi.
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One of those sex toys.
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A real mans dick
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Surprise buttsecks!
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4 RespuestasSuck his dek! Btw my bday is March 24th! Tell him I said whats up dood!!
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2 RespuestasBrand him in his sleep and pee on him. The entire world would know he is yours. And give him eatable pants
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Smother his face with a pillow.
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A 10mm pistol
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3 RespuestasPrank him by kidnapping him and his friend and fake kill his friend. [spoiler]it's just a prank[/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasGet him a child, that'll change his mind ;)
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1 RespuestaIf he wants [i]you[/i], then you might buy him a condom.
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1 RespuestaSomebody needs a glass of water STAT
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1 RespuestaThis is an interesting thread but in all honesty your heart will come through with a very special and sweet gift The suggestions are great but guaranteed you will find something much nicer than anything that is in this thread Whenever my gfs bday rolls around I never seem to be short of ideas It's never over the top It's never completely staged It's all just 100% honest to goodness down to earth hanging out I take her out on a private boat one year the next year we are staying home and binge watching anything she wants while eating some good food with it It doesn't matter what I do for her It shouldn't matter what you do to him As long as you dedicate time and effort that is all that matters
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1 RespuestaBuy him the division then hot sexy time after
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1 RespuestaA big old willie
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1 RespuestaGive him your "special" treatment. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 RespuestaA new car or get him a collectors item from a game he likes.
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