high caliber rounds ..

Conviction. Rangefinder. Appended mag. On my Warlock. Best roll you can get.

Run into the middle of the nearest road with a chisel and begin breaking peices of the asphalt off. Once you have a sizable amount of asphalt begin stuffing it in your mouth. Continue to do so until your mouth is so full that chunks of the asphalt begin piercing your cheeks. Take off your socks roll them up and stick them in your nostrils. Approach the nearest car and violently smash your face against the front windshield. It will shatter and your nose will bleed as a result of the face smashing. This will soak the socks in blood. Take the bloody socks and shove them down the throat of the man driving the car. Once he chokes to death shrink yourself down to the size of a gobstopper and climb into his pants. Cut open his scrotum with your teeth, crawl inside and live the rest of your life among his testicles. Stand on one foot do a triple back flip of a cliff sprout wings and fly into an airplane's windshield. The impact should shatter it. Once inside you will encounter the co-pilot who is Russian. Threaten to beat him with a rock unless he teaches you the Russian language in less than fifteen seconds. Once you know Russian run into the passenger cabin screaming incoherent babble in Russian. At this point you should remove your pants. Put your rock on someone's lap and sit on it like its your newly laid egg and you're the last of your species. Then turn your head around 180 degrees and look the guy you're sitting on directly in the eyes, touch his forehead with your forehead and begin violently growling until your vocal folds detach. Once they detach cough them up and lay them on your rock to help keep it warm for the coming winter.