Hey baby, are you a microwave? Cuz ur hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Editado por Sieg of Catarina: 1/6/2016 2:04:19 PMAy girl you Mandalorian? Because lookin at you, i just got a new [b]Fett[/b]ish
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1 RespuestaGirl, you just turned my floppy disk into a [u]hard[/u] drive.
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Its a bit late but... [spoiler]Jingle my bells and I'll give you a white Christmas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Bump for the laters
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Hey girl I've murdered all 14 of my girlfriends. You wanna be victim number 15?
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I'm like a storm trooper with my feelings twords you.
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Hey girl, want a raisin? What about a date?
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1 RespuestaUhhhh......... Are we in a vertibird, cuz my hearts takin off
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3 RespuestasHey baby, do you live in tennessee? [spoiler]because i wanna put my dick in you[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaEditado por anakinasvader: 12/16/2015 3:51:09 AMMe: Hey do you want to go out? Random Girl: I already have a boyfriend. Me: And I have a goldfish. Random Girl: What does your goldfish have to do with this? Me: Oh, sorry I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter to us anymore.
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6 RespuestasWanna give this dog a bone?
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You can call me nemo, cause im not afraid to touch the butt.
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Do you think I'm cute? (she will answer yes or no, either will work) Looks we have something in common then
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6 RespuestasI hear you're looking for a stud... -Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."
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Girl, you so hot, my heart is on fire for you.
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Girl the gravity must be strong, cause I'm falling for you.
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2 RespuestasMe: Hey girl your pretty hot Girl: Thanks Me: Oh I'm sorry I meant grill. I was talking to the grill behind you. Girl: Oh :( Me: but, I like Bill Nye so, want to go out? Girl: errmerrrgerrrdd yes I love Bill Nye
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ay gurl r u a jigsaw puzzle? cause ur really frustraiting and take up too much of my time
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9 RespuestasThe word of the day is legs. Want to come to my room and spread the word?
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"Lemme smash"
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7 RespuestasEditado por LibertarianCajun: 12/11/2015 11:58:29 PM"Hey girl I think you dropped something." "What?" "Your standards, hi my name is…"
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Hey girl, are you from Borderlands? 'Cause I'm an EXP Loader.
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Baby wanna come over n play destiny ...I'll use my hardlight n ull necrochasm
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[quote][quote][spoiler]lol you thought this was copypasta shit, didn't you Mr. Krabs.[/spoiler][/quote][/quote]
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Editado por RynoTheEdgeLord: 12/15/2015 5:47:36 PMHey girl your eyes sparkle like the stars! Your face is the most beautiful one to have scars! I have a gun. Get in the van.