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Editado por Wheatley:
12/9/2015 9:43:32 PM
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What have YOU lied about, Offtopic?
Share your biggest, worst, funniest, or best lies. I am eagerly waiting to hear these!
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Thank you all so much for your lies!
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2 Respuestas( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) You have been visited by fat Lenny like this post in 3 hours or 25 hours later a fat guy will fall on you and will not get up for 6 hours
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300 yay
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12 RespuestasOnce told a girl that eating a cheese sandwich with grass and lots of dirt was healthy for her because it was "all-natural".. She ate two.
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2 RespuestasTelling your mom I wore a condom.
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9 RespuestasThis is the link to my Destiny story. Please read it. I'll be updating it often. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/180005933/0/0
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3 RespuestasSaying I was 12 to get cheaper food. I was 14
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3 RespuestasThat I'm happy
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Editado por Iyonis : 12/15/2015 1:55:32 AMThat i'm human
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1 Respuesta"I will be there in five minutes."
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17 Respuestas"You have read the terms and conditions".
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4 RespuestasI told a kid that wearing a hat backwards causes brain damage. He took his hat off. What a sheep. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 Respuesta*Looks at the gpa thread* Apparently 60% of off topic has/had a 3.5+ gpa.
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1 Respuestamy whole life
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2 RespuestasMy most common lie Someone: Did you forget? Me: Of course not... (99% chance I did forgot).
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9 RespuestasThat my dick is eight inches long. It's actually ten inches.
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2 RespuestasI'm not really one for lies.
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1 RespuestaI'm a human! See, there's a blood!
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4 RespuestasNot this story Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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[spoiler]....im actually female[/spoiler] [spoiler]forgive me father [/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasWhat are you, a priest? Suck my ass.
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3 Respuestas"They're not that bad" talking about my friends. They are though and i saw their true colors
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8 Respuestas"Today was great" "School is going fine" "My existence benefits others" "I have friends"
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1 Respuesta[quote]The study, published in the journal''s June issue, found that 60 percent of people lied at least once during a 10-minute conversation and told an average of two to three lies. [/quote] All of you do it all of the time...
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1 Respuestatold my mom I was straight and my gf I was gay turned out I was just horny
