[u](Blog post. you've been warned)[/u] So I've been with this chick for a few months now or maybe a year I forget. But anyway this was the first time I was with her during her birthday. So, I'm thinking to myself, "yeah, this'll be grand, literally impossible to fuk up, just buy her a flower or some shit and that's that for another year." So I buy her some sort of flower thing for a tenner and she's happy enough with that. The evening is going fine. Then at around 4 o'clock in the morning I decide to start drinking, nothing new here she loves the drink too, so it's a win win. Now here's where I get pissed off. I take out a cigar and light it up. I usually have a cigar on special occassions because they're awesome as fuk, just too expensive to smoke several a day unfortunately. Anyway, she starts going apeshit because I'm smoking, telling me it's bad for my health, all that usual jazz. Like, I know it's bad for my health, no shit it's bad for my health. But who the -blam!- wants to live past their thirties anyway? So I broke up with her there and then. Haven't spoken to her in a week.