What do you call a person that speaks 3 languages?
A Trilingual
What do you call a person that speaks 2 languages?
A Bilingual
And finally, what do you call a person that speaks only one language?
An American
SHOTS FIRED!!!! oh and it's colour, not color:)
The list was inspired by mate Pezzer97 as all credit goes to him:)
David Beckham
Iron Maiden
Gan canny
The Great British Bake off
Spice Girls
Stephen Fry
Biggest Empire in history!!!
Black pudding
Calvin Harris
Tom Hiddleston
Crumpets
The reason English is spoken around the world today
pubs
Oasis
Tesco
Sansbury
Asda
Maltesers
Chavs(They're better than rednecks)
Jack The Ripper(ok I'm not proud of this but still...)
WE HAVE A F#CKING QUEEN!!!
The reason America exists...
Biscuits
McCoys
Scones
Bobbies
Digestives
Yorkshire pudding
We're not all posh bastards
Cheeky Nandos
Fish and Chips
Arctic Monkeys
The Beatles
Black Sabbath
Led Zeppelin
Bubble and Squeak
Trooping of the Colour
Jaffa cakes, they're too good for yanks:)
AND of course....Jeremy Clarkson!
Credit goes to Steve the Bandit for this list:)
Toffs
Stately Homes
Jaguar
Land Rover
Bentley
Rolls-Royce
Fox Hunting
Flat Caps
Monocles
logical words for American things
The Metric System
Class
prestige
ridiculous weather
Queuing
Moaning
moaning about queuing
queuing to moan about how long we were queuing for
Yorkshire tea
Terriers
Whippets
Spam (the tinned meat, not the annoying internet one)
List credit goes to Talos Stormcrown
Doctor Who
Churchill
The Plague
Australia in general
Also check out the link guys:)
EDIT:Seems like I'm a one man army:) UNITED KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: lol these posts are unreal!!!
EDIT:LOL!!!! Overkill, it's sick!!!How many more yanks are out here?
EDIT: lol how much more replies will I get? Been fighting yanks for 2 hours now-_-
EDIT:Finally it stopped:)
EDIT:Back up has arrived:D
EDIT: Thanks guys for making this one of the most fun, time worthy post I've made:) Note that this is just satirical, the threats here should not be taken seriously:)
Credit goes to one of my mates, Pezzer btw:)
EDIT: For -blam!-'s sake lads, stop liking this post or otherwise it's gonna stay up in off topic for weeks on end and I'll get spammed 200+replies just like I did today-_-
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We own a -blam!-ing religion
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5 RespuestasEditado por Commander Zavala: 11/8/2015 1:36:58 AM[b]THIS THREAD HAS BEEN INVADED BY AMERICANS! LEAVE NOW! OR YOU SHALL BE FORCED TO EAT MCDONALDS AND DRINK DEWITOS! AND THEN GET RUN OVER BY MY PINK CADILLAC! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO COMPLY! RESTISTANCE IS FUTILE![/b]
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[quote][b]THIS THREAD HAS BEEN INVADED BY AMERICANS! LEAVE NOW! OR YOU SHALL BE FORCED TO EAT MCDONALDS AND DRINK DEWITOS! AND THEN GET RUN OVER BY MY PINK CADILLAC! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO COMPLY! RESTISTANCE IS FUTILE![/b][/quote]
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2 RespuestasWhen Americans say 'British Accent' BRITAIN CONSISTS OF AT LEAST ONE REGIONAL DIALECT
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I'm disappointed I have not seen the Who.... Jeremy Clarkson!!!!!!!
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1 RespuestaThe Canadiens have invaded this forum! Also we brought cookies.
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8 RespuestasYou did lose in the Revolutionary War so.....
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Op is lettuce
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5 RespuestasHEY... post all the shit you want, I don't care. If Trump is elected, I'm moving there.
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What do u call someone in a friggin tiny country who has to learn other languages bcuz there territory is so damn small? British
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2 RespuestasGood show! Jolly good show!
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2 RespuestasIM 'MURCA THE PARTY CRASHER
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AMERICA -blam!- YEA!
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19 RespuestasCanada! Canucks! Maple Leafs! Blue Jays! Moose! (Meese?) Maple Syrup! Hockey! Poutine! Tim Hortons! Free Healthcare! Hot Grils! We don't live in igloos!
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Fish and chips. Enough said
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Led Zeppelin and Jeremy Clarkson... The two best things on this list. Glad I'm half British for stuff like this.
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9 RespuestasAfter looking through this thread I have made the conclusion that Americans are toxic assholes that are too ignorant to realize they're not the best country in the world.
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Still awake
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1 RespuestaColor. Favorite. French fries, not chips. Chips, not crisps. [spoiler]I believe I made an entire country cringe[/spoiler]
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Still awake drinking my cup of tea but I forgot the sugar fuuuck
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I'm still awake tho
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All of those rock bands are effin awesome
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5 Respuestas*British Prime minister invited to White House* Welcome Mr. Important British Guy Uh... Thank you *Has to go to bathroom* *sits down* *looks up* *sees picture of George Washinton* *shits so hard there is no need to wipe* *exits* *goes to dining table* *sits* Uh... Mr. Obama, there is a picture of your first president in front of the toilet Oh, yes! You noticed. We heard a rumor that you had trouble going to the bathroom, so we thought we might speed up the process! Oh... Um... Thank you? *meal begins* *bowl containing Mac and cheese, a revolver and bullet shells is set down* What the hell is this? Oh, it the newest national food here. Mac and Freedom *meal continues* *desert is served* *meal ends* *British dude yawns* I'm very tired and in need of a good rest. May I be shown to my room? *usher takes him to his room* What is this blanket made of? It's delightful! It is a synthetic lace containing eagle feathers, British tears, Russian tears, German tears, Japanese tears, really, just everyone's despair. Oh. I see. *sleeps* *wakes up* *beginning of day goes normal* *then lunch comes* Mac and Freedom again? Why yes of course! *British guy takes revolver out of freedom food* Is this thing loaded? Are you trying to kill me?!? No, of course not, but it isn't american if there isn't a slight risk of you dying every time! *British Prime Minister, pulls back the hammer* *kills self* Uh... Mr. Obama, what should we do with the body? Surgically remove all his tears and put them in a vile. Then ship his body home. Shall we take down the George Washington painting? No... This Mac and Freedom is hard on the bowels... I may need the motivation...
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Here's a nice knock knock joke.
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