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Editado por DeeJ:
7/20/2015 12:03:12 AM
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OMG Guess who I just ended up in a game with!
I laughed!
Those of you who know won't need me to point out who I'm talking about! 😊☺😀😁😂😂😂
[url=http://imgur.com/j0NNyLI]Hyperlinked by DeeJ[/url]
Edit: OMG guys, I am laughing so much at these replies! I can't believe I was in a game with the legend! I feel honoured!
Edit 2: the match will be in my recent games on my Warlock, guys. I spent most of the match dying whilst trying to find him and wave! Lolol
Edit 3: ok, so I'm going to msg him tomorrow morning and will post a pic back here with my msg and his response! Off to bed now ☺
English
#Destiny
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14 Respuestas[b]The Ballad of Smoggy Pluto[/b] Grinding for Keys on Venus, with Ether Chests abound, We saw "a pack of wolves are prowling" followed by a horrible sound, A Tombship came cutting through, which we thought quite bizarre, Followed by a Harvester, like the ones they use on Mars, Then came a Skiff, and a Vex Cloud too, And my friend got kicked by "Error Code: The whole god damn zoo"! Out of the ships, our enemies emerged, And when we saw them, all of our stomachs lurched. Sekrion, Phogoth, The Psion Flayers, Rockets McDickFace, his fat rolls in layers, Aksor, Taniks, the Scarred, Sepiks Prime, Omnigul, as well as all of the story bosses at the same time. Finally they appeared, and filled our hearts with dread, Atheon and Crota, with a Skolas on each of their heads. We thought it was the end of this entire ordeal, Because all of these enemies made the lag too real, But those words appeared on the bottom of the screen, "Prepare yourselves scrubs, you've joined SmoggyPluto's fireteam". The clouds parted, and there was our hero so great, his mere presence improving our framerate, He wore every exotic at the same time, Was constantly followed by Xur of the Nine, His weapon of choice took all 3 slots, It was called "Black Fate-Horn" or at least so I thought. The Story bosses evaporated by the intensity of his light, The strike bosses incinerated when they fell under his sight. The ground shook when his feet hit the ground, The planet echoed with a rumbling sound. When finally he spoke to the remaining fiends, His words were even able to change the rhyme scheme, [b]"Perhaps you scrubs didn't know, So I guess I'll have to show, That my name's SmoggyPluto, And git gud is the mother -blam!-ing motto."[/b] He pulled the trigger once and fired his gun, And out emerged a bullet the size of the sun. Crota and Atheon grabbed for each other The Skolas's both said "hold me brother!" The bullet went at the speed of OP And blew them up so quickly it made me wee He turned around and looked me in the eye And without him speaking I heard the word [b][i][u]"Bye"[/u][/i][/b] Thus ends the Ballad of SmoggyPluto I'm out of rhymes, plz Nerf Final Round
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I've been blessed by smoggypluto.
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Editado por Richard Wang: 7/23/2015 7:30:23 PMHere is Red Motives account of a raid with the man himself. [quote]It was a cold, dark day and myself and five other Guardians were at Atheon on Hard Mode. We were no match. We tried and we tried and we tried but alas, we could not prevail. We decided to give it one more go and I ended up being the last man standing. Just as we were about to give up, the impossible happened. [b][i]"SmoggyPluto has joined the Fireteam"[/i][/b] We were stunned. A seventh Fireteam member? How could this be? He joined the game and immediately proceeded to revive my fallen comrades; even though we were on Hard Mode. At this point me and the rest of the Fireteam were perplexed. Regardless of the unworldly, God-like wizardry we had just experienced, we pressed on. "OK g-g-get ready to teleport g-guys" I mumbled. SmoggyPluto let out a silent yet hearty chuckle and merely muttered the words: [i]"No."[/i] Immediately Atheon shed a tear, lifted up the Gates and proceeded to cheese himself by running off of the edge. We were speechless. I think the female member of the Fireteam had an orgasm. We all received a No Land Beyond each except from SmoggyPluto whom received a Gjallarhorn. He showed his distaste by going: [i]"Humph".[/i] Immediately, all of our No Land Beyonds turned to Gjallarhorns and we were all level 32 with maxed out Raid gear. However, his Gjallarhorn had turned into a No Land Beyond. [i]"That's better"[/i] he said. [b][i]"SmoggyPluto has left the Fireteam"[/i][/b][/quote] The man is amazing...he still is better than us.
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I took a pic with him at gamescom and he gave me a pocket engram because i told him that i had problems getting a ghorn. Best day in ma life *fangirlscreem*
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[quote]It was a cold, dark day and myself and five other Guardians were at Atheon on Hard Mode. We were no match. We tried and we tried and we tried but alas, we could not prevail. We decided to give it one more go and I ended up being the last man standing. Just as we were about to give up, the impossible happened. [b][i]"SmoggyPluto has joined the Fireteam"[/i][/b] We were stunned. A seventh Fireteam member? How could this be? He joined the game and immediately proceeded to revive my fallen comrades; even though we were on Hard Mode. At this point me and the rest of the Fireteam were perplexed. Regardless of the unworldly, God-like wizardry we had just experienced, we pressed on. "OK g-g-get ready to teleport g-guys" I mumbled. SmoggyPluto let out a silent yet hearty chuckle and merely muttered the words: [i]"No."[/i] Immediately Atheon shed a tear, lifted up the Gates and proceeded to cheese himself by running off of the edge. We were speechless. I think the female member of the Fireteam had an orgasm. We all received a No Land Beyond each except from SmoggyPluto whom received a Gjallarhorn. He showed his distaste by going: [i]"Humph".[/i] Immediately, all of our No Land Beyonds turned to Gjallarhorns and we were all level 32 with maxed out Raid gear. However, his Gjallarhorn had turned into a No Land Beyond. [i]"That's better"[/i] he said. [b][i]"SmoggyPluto has left the Fireteam"[/i][/b][/quote]
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86 RespuestasI fixed your link. In return, I would like a full debrief on the soggy legend of Mr. Pluto.
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2 RespuestasAre you on 360, I think I joined his party and heard him speak( he was German or something similar if im not mistaken)
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I played with him once to help him level up. He's cool
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2 RespuestasMother of God! Did he carry the team to victory with twin ghorns of justice, and ride a vex unicorn into the sunset disappearing in a flash of light?
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4 RespuestasSmoggyPluto goes negative to help rookies on the enemy team reach the Lighthouse. SmoggyPluto can get precision hits on Minotaurs. SmoggyPluto can blink as a Striker and shoulder charge as a Defender. SmoggyPluto invented the Final Round perk on rocket launchers
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Looks like he has gotten better!
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1 RespuestaI wonder how this guy feels about having all these legends about him.
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I am gonna bump so I can know more of this Smoggy character.
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2 RespuestasOmg you went up against the man, and lived to tell the tale.
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2 RespuestasBump for later. Please keep us posted! I must know more.
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You sir, must have so many legendary stories to tell us
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Was he duel wielding gjallarhorns?
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Editado por XI cheVelle IX: 7/23/2015 11:14:39 PMHe should definitely have his own grimoire card Edit: ha he just joined my fire team! Petra bowed to him and Dubstep started playing in the Reef "I can't stop" Edit: So I'm not even bullshitting here! I am currently running a raid with SmoggyPluto and we just beat the Deathsinger and I SHIT YOU NOT HE JUST GOT A GJALLAHORN. He's laughing so hard right now!!! Lmao!!!
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3 RespuestasEditado por IceColdVengence: 7/23/2015 8:19:45 PMIt would appear ol' Smogster has stepped his game up in the last several months. Edit: I wonder if anybody has ever taken the time to message Smoggy and inform him that he's something of a legend here...
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2 Respuestasbump so I can see this later
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I was in a strike earlier with I guy called 'dpj is a rodent'
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4 RespuestasWait why is smoggy Pluto so famous
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In 2006, Pluto was demoted to a dwarf planet. Centuries later, Pluto sent his son to get his revenge on all of mankind, crucible match by crucible match.
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1 RespuestaSame smoggy that got a gally from getting one kill from the crucible?
