[b]To all you 1-Uppers who think you're so great.[/b] You've got nothing. Five Gjallarhorns? Pssh. I started the game with Gjallarhorn. [quote][b]Ghost:[/b] Guardian? Eyes up Guardian. You're alive! You have no idea how long I've been looking for you... It isn't safe, take this Gjallarhorn.[/quote] Beat Vault of Glass (Hard) 31 times? Really? wow I'm impressed. Not. I bet you cheesed it 16 of those times. I'll tell you what, I pushed of Atheon all by myself... without using grenades. Just shoulder-charged his sorry vex off the shores of time. Completed Trials flawless on each character? Flew to the lighthouse on Mercury? I picked a fight with a Cabal Phalanx and got a first class ticket to Mercury without even buying a passage. After months of severe pain, the Cabal died from a broken arm. [i](By the time I destroyed the darkness at its heart, the Stranger admitted I was entirely Interesting ever since the first cinematic. Since then I've become so popular with the ladies Super Good Advice took my Exotic bounty for dating tips.)[/i] [b]Think you can 1-Up me? Comment why you think you are the most hardcore Guardian; I strongly doubt you could be since the position you are applying for is already taken. ;) Good luck Guardian, you are going to need it.[/b] _____ (19) [b]Exalted Mentions[/b] [i]A list of Game-Breaking Guardian entries.[/i][spoiler] #1 [b]DABEAST KING360[/b][quote]I showed Crota what a real dark below looks like.[/quote] #2 [b]Biglloyd325[/b] [quote]Me and Veriks once arm wrestled... Now he wears his prosthetics in shame.[/quote] #3 [b]Jbogsniper3[/b] [quote]I walk through lightning grenades because I like how it tickles when they hit you.[/quote] #4 [b]nemanel21[/b] [quote]They used to tell children stories about me to frighten them. But now... They're frightened anyway.[/quote] #5 [b]Cayde 6[/b] [quote]I violated the [b][u]Code of Conduct[/u][/b] and [i]have slain the ninja that came for me[/i][/quote] #6 [b]OMG Terrorize[/b] [quote]I bench pressed the Traveler up to where it sits.[/quote] #7 [b]spicnspan69[/b] [quote]I beat atheon, in the dark below, with my Nintendo light gun, 30 years ago.[/quote] #8 [b]SoulxShifter[/b] [quote]I have the death singers song on my playlist[/quote] #9 [b]DarkLordBacon[/b] [quote]I have 25001 glimmer. I killed a Centurion once, all I had to do was glare at him and he shot himself in fear. I beat up a Dreg once and I downgraded him to a lower rank. The Traveler is my Ghost. When I do LvL 35 PoE I get 2 etheric light. I can equip 3 exotics at a time.[/quote] #10 [b]Amadas[/b] [quote]I fist of havoc smash into ketch full of Lego blocks, bare foot.[/quote] #11 [b]TurtleFuzz81[/b] [quote][b]I[/b] revived dinglebot in old Russia.[/quote] #12 [b]A Hunter[/b] [quote]All I had to do was walk up to Crota and he kneeled before me[/quote] #13 [b]Damaged Titan[/b] [quote]I have 5000 armor..... When I am naked[/quote] #14 [b]Soap[/b] [quote]I'm here to kill guardians and chew bubble gum... And I'm all out of guardians.[/quote] #15 [b]BrunoxXx666[/b] [quote]Warlocks don't self res, I pull them back from the grave to beat them again[/quote] #16 [b]Choking Apples[/b] [quote]The stranger tried telling me a story. I stopped her mid sentence and said "I don't have time to listen."[/quote] #17 [b]Spectre[/b] [quote]I'm that badass i finished the Uranus raid without wiping[/quote] #18 [b]EM4N141[/b] [quote]You drink orange juice with pulp? I drink Vex Milk! Straight from the vex[/quote] #19 [b]JarodColdBreak[/b] [quote]I fought Skolas for so long without giving up, that he got tired and went back to Orbit. He also didn't have a checkpoint.[/quote] [/spoiler]_____ (27) [b]Honorable Mentions[/b] [i]A list of Hardcore Guardian entries.[/i][spoiler] #1 [b]Variks[/b] [quote]I am the only Fallen you can't kill.[/quote] #2 [b]MarcusWK[/b] [quote]I'm the reason the vex built the vault of glass. They're trying to find a reality where they beat me. So far it's 1,094,235 and counting realities where I still wipe them from existence.[/quote] #3 [b]Svrah[/b] [quote]I hack computers and open up doors, then I tell my ghost "I thought you had the hard job."[/quote] #4 [b]Gavlaan[/b] [quote]I told the Queen to bring me the head of a Vex Gatelord.[/quote] #5 [b]StrykerHunter[/b] [quote]I made the Stranger have an identity crisis.[/quote] #6 [b]Darth Tashnut[/b] [quote]I made the Speaker tell me of the great battle with the Darkness[/quote] #7 [b]Skyler50x[/b] [quote]I've made the speaker speechless.[/quote] #8 [b]Cloudless9[/b] [quote]I beat down Skolas... with the Aegis[/quote] #9 [b]ShawShank Guard[/b] [quote]Playing crucible when I threw a grenade and it killed 6. Then the grenade blew up.[/quote] #10 [b]Who da llama[/b] [quote]I won a staring contest with a Gorgon.[/quote] #11 [b]He Man[/b] [quote]I chained phogoth up after beating him in arm wrestling[/quote] #12 [b]SilverFox117[/b] [quote]So, you do all your bounties daily? Well I did the Postmortem bounty without dying.[/quote] #13 [b]Kodsumdad66[/b] [quote]I'm so good I shoulder charge as a warlock.[/quote] #14 [b]NightBartek[/b] [quote]crota needs a fireteam of 6 to kill me, 1 needs to be a hunter to swordbear[/quote] #15 [b]BraveCole[/b] [quote]I gave Variks a house[/quote] #16 [b]That One Dreg[/b] [quote]I'm the guy that gets all the bosses in their prison of elder cages[/quote] #17 [b]TheKillJoy[/b] [quote]I sent the nightfall to orbit.[/quote] #18 [b]tacoman0411[/b] [quote]I bench the weight of darkness times 10[/quote] #19 [b]Sol[/b] [quote]I have so many engrams the cave loots me[/quote] #20 [b]CherubicYew60[/b] [quote]On yeah? I have so many exotics that the Nine are my garbage collectors.[/quote] #21 [b]K41M1K4ZE[/b] [quote]Xur is only leaving for the week because he has to do my dishes and serve me some coffee[/quote] #22 [b]RustlerofJimmies[/b] [quote]When ever the angry modifier is on, I stare at a phalanx and it flinches.[/quote] #23 [b]covert29[/b] [quote]I got my first vex on my first hard mode vog...from the spirit bloom cave[/quote] #24 [b]D1rtyViking[/b] [quote]I once did the jumping puzzle in the VoG.... with an unleveled subclass[/quote] #25 [b]TuRcAnAtOr3[/b] [quote]The game only lets me have 1 character cause I am an exotic[/quote] #26 [b]MettalicFingerz[/b] [quote]I use a phalanx for transportation[/quote] #27 [b]Good Juju[/b] [quote]During a Nightfall, I get 1,000,000+ kills... with my melee... when Lightswitch is on.[/quote] [/spoiler]_____ (16) [b]Less Honorable Mentions[/b] [i]A list of Tough Guardian entries.[/i][spoiler] #1 [b]TuRdLeKING[/b] [quote]When ghost says i hope they dont mind if we take their pikes, i call the dreg owners and ask them if they mind[/quote] #2 [b]Kothir[/b] [quote]I ate a bowl of spin metal for breakfast this morning. [i]without any milk.[/i][/quote] #3 [b]Qwerty[/b] [quote]I've survived an Old Russia patrol... without a tetanus shot.[/quote] #4 [b]Nobody[/b] [quote]I went flawless in trials, and I lost every match.[/quote] #5 [b]Awesome JZ[/b] [quote]I once shot myself in the foot while in water... Crota was found dead the next day.[/quote] #6 [b]Nerdy_Guru[/b] [quote]I may not be as good as you but I know I'm better than Gandalf, because I get more than chatterwhite when I beat a raid boss.[/quote] #7 [b]A Fig[/b] [quote]I routinely call my ghost "Little Light"[/quote] #8 [b]vitisku1[/b] [quote]I once called my ghost little light....he found it hilarious.[/quote] #9 [b]Always Feral[/b] [quote]I'm the one who trapped Crota's soul in that giant green slab of Jolly Rancher.[/quote] #10 [b]Ninjambi[/b] [quote]My Tower and Reef k/d's are positive.[/quote] #11 [b]ThisPotato[/b] [quote]You're out looking for ghost shells. I'm the one who hid them[/quote] #12 [b]Kialand[/b] [quote]When I found the Dead Guardian in the Moon, the Hive screamed in terror and ran as they saw me: "[i]We've woken the Light![/i]"[/quote] #13 [b]iLutzen[/b] [quote]Oh yeah? Well I tried applying to Dead Orbit, and they said I was too edgy for them.[/quote] #14 [b]lostcityrocker[/b] [quote]I use arc weapons on void shields... during solar burn.[/quote] #15 [b]antdawg33[/b] [quote]I stepped on a LEGO at 3am and I didn't cry[/quote] #16 [b]fballguy[/b] [quote]I solo cosmodrome patrol without cheesing[/quote] [/spoiler]_____ [u]Recent additions[/u] [i]12:10pm Aug 5th[/i] [b]JarodColdBreak[/b] E19 | [b]TuRcAnAtOr3[/b] H25 [b]MettalicFingerz[/b] H26 | [b]Good Juju[/b] H27