Let me get your number bb boi. You got a kik, instagram, Facebook? Let me get that address, social security number, blood type, urine sample.

Did it hit you right in the feels

Do you eat ass?

What's gf stand for? Game freak?

Now you're on the path of having all the girls. Been a years since my last relationship which was three years never had a better or fun time

OP, just go outside, and scream,"IM BLAMING FREEEEEEEEEE!"

Did she cheat on you with mr potato head

Dear flood, I am one of you. I read all the conversations and try to fit in, but society blocks me out. In other words, I'm that one guy at the party that you don't know. I never stood out, never had a girlfriend, never hung out with the cool kids, and was never noticed. I now know after years of being me, it is my moment to shine, to be seen, to be loved. My story begins as me being a child in a small house with two older brothers. They always ignored me and never asked for my help, even though I offered. I went through school being shy, trying to fit in. I had a crush on this one girl named Hannah. She was beautiful, and smart. I couldn't stop thinking about her everyday. I was too scared to ask her out, and never got the chance to. One day I decided to finally be brave enough to tell her my feelings for her. I looked for her to tell her, until I finally found her in this old hallway in our school, kissing another boy. I watched, and they didn't see me, because their eyes where deeply connected together. I ran. I didn't know where to go, and there were tears coming out of my eyes as I ran through the school. I hid in between two vending machines the whole day and cried. I was a loner, and my heart was broken. I tried to be nice to everyone, but no one cares if your nice, they care if your cool or rich. I didn't understand how the world treats people who don't fit in. My name is Ben, and this is my story. Never be afraid to tell someone you love them, or you might be to late. Be courageous.

Did you have breakup sex? You always have to have sex with them before you break up, but seriously it'll get better time heals everything

So she broke up with you, now you have to act like you did it? Gotcha

Post her number, and tell the flood to text troll her. The flood will consume all. This needs to happen.

What time is it now?

-cry a river -build a bridge - get the -blam!- over it. Sorry for your lose give me her number so I can prank call her. Jk I'm not looking forward to that feeling when me and my girlfriend break up.

There are five stages of grief. I've just recently gotten out of my own long term relationship with the girl who I still assume to be the one for me. I've been through denial. Of my actions, and my responsibilities I failed to uphold. I've sat through the depression. Moment by moment. I only bargained very briefly. With her, and the prospect of being together again. I'm looking into the face of anger. I have yet to move past it. It's been my favorite so far. Acceptance will come. I didn't have a question. But good luck to you. I wish you the best.