This is a common practice where I live. The pieces of shit got my Siamese of 4 years. So I decided to catch these delinquents in the act and punish them. I set up in my car one night, and I wait for the kids, but all of a sudden I hear something coming from the mailbox closest to me. Mewling. I get out of my car and approach; the thing starts shaking. Slowly at first but as soon as I hesitate it starts flailing. The meows change to crooked moans. I jump back in the car and drive and I don't look behind me. It's been over a week. I want to go back to my house but as soon as I get near my block there's this stench. And every mailbox on the street is gone.
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Good -blam!- cats
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Sorry about your kitty...
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Skin the dogs that they probably have. If not, smear horse shit all over their bedspread.
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This just furthers my goal of killing everything on the planet except humans.
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Sounds like a real [b]cat[/b]astrophe
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Disgusting. Beat the shit outta those kids.
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[quote]This is a common practice where I live. The pieces of shit got my Siamese of 4 years. So I decided to catch these delinquents in the act and punish them. I set up in my car one night, and I wait for the kids, but all of a sudden I hear something coming from the mailbox closest to me. Mewling. I get out of my car and approach; the thing starts shaking. Slowly at first but as soon as I hesitate it starts flailing. The meows change to crooked moans. I jump back in the car and drive and I don't look behind me. It's been over a week. I want to go back to my house but as soon as I get near my block there's this stench. And every mailbox on the street is gone.[/quote]
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