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I had this really old cranky teacher. Nobody liked her, if you asked a question she would belittle you in class, she would say homework was due at the end of the week and then ask for it the next day to see who did it, she wouldn't let you leave at the bell because "she dismissed the class, not the bell", and she was always saying how dumb kids are now a days. Anyways it's senior year and we had put up with her for many years. We all walked into class for the first day of school and she tells us she has a new rule. She said "I'm tired of students saying they have to go to the bathroom so that they can miss some of my class, from now on nobody is allowed to go to the bathroom during my class. You have a whole 60 seconds between classes to get your things, go to the bathroom and come to class. And if you seniors are to stupid to figure out how to do that then your going to have to go into the trashcan." Then she just stared at us waiting for someone to argue. Now normally I'm a good student, but the teacher was so mean to my sister that she had to get help from a councilor. And this was my chance to stand up for her. So I stood up. The teacher didn't say anything and the class was shocked. In compleat silence I walked over to the trashcan, unzipped my pants, and urinated for a solid 20 seconds while looking the teacher dead in the eye. Finished zipped up my pants walked back to my desk and sat down. A took a few seconds before it registered what had happened to everyone. But soon the students began to laugh and the teacher stuttered out for me to go to the princleple. And that's the story of how I got detention one time in all my years being home schooled. True story.

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I remember when I was younger, school started at 8:30. I came into class at 8:31.

Someone made a rumor about me and ruined a brewing relationship. So I keyed his car, spray painted all the stuff he tried to keep hidden from the girl I was talking to (he was dating her at this time) popped his tires, and when I saw him in the hallway I punched him in the mouth so hard he was out for a solid half hour [spoiler]dont mess with me. Texas born and raised bitches[/spoiler]

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F[b]u[/b]cked the principle

I was getting bullied by these 3 kids during recess. What they didnt know... I had a cold. So i sneeze as hard as i can through my nose (to get the snot all over then) then ran away.

Got my dick during gym class in the school Locker room. Got caught. Made her finish.

A retarded kid was getting ambushed by a bunch of kids (half the kids in our grade) with snowballs when heading to the school bus I walked right in and stopped them and allowed a couple snowballs hit me as well The kid was crying cause he got hurt Kind hearted crush walks by and saw the entire thing Become closer to her She n I walked the kid to the vice principle I then got her number [spoiler]who am I kidding I'm the idiot that joined the jerks in throwing the snowballs at him. got detention as well [/spoiler]

Kicked my geography teacher in the nutz in a corridor full of other kids and teachers, after he tried to man handle me into the nurses office.

In middle school i threw a desk at a teacher for being a bitch. All i remember was it had to do with a project. In highschool my english teacher randomly started writing our hw, instructions, and schedule in spanish because we werent "cultured" enough... for english class... So i erased her board one day out of anger and rewrote her shit while she was out of class. She asked who did it and i said it was me. She then accused me of being racist and was going to report me. Then she said and i quote, "You should be able to say hello in multiple languages. Bring me how to say hello in every language or you will fail the class tomorrow." So i found a website with every form of hello in every language. Printed over 40 pages and brought it in and wrote my normal assignment in Chinese (i studied it in highschool and eventually majored in Chinese). She questioned me on the chinese and i accused her of not being "cultured" enough to read it. She clammed up and i never had to hear about it and never got in trouble. If its english class you dont teach in another language and expect people to know it. Luckily that hippie knew when she was wrong and stopped.