Bungie: Your Pulse Rifle really needs some love! Translation: Hey! I made those guns! Why is nobody using those guns? Use my guns, f***ing guardians! Bungie: This isn't what we envisioned for our game. Translation: Play our game, our way! Keep grinding guardians! Bungie: Those who rely on your trusty Suros Regime may have some new challenges. Translation: Through hundreds of hours of trial and error you found a balanced, hard hitting, accurate, and reliable weapon? F*** you. Go grind hundreds more hours to find a new one. Suros? Yeah, I'm gonna break the $hit out of it... Bungie: Your move, guardians. Translation: I have said just enough to piss you off and am gonna let you cuss me out as I strut away. Bungie: The progress you made on your weapons and gear pre-DLC will be respected. Translation: The progress you made on your weapons and gear pre-DLC will be in no way, shape, or form, respected. Bungie: We hope to have the next update out for you soon. Translation: Activision says you are grinding enough for now and wants to wait until the game dies even more before we give you more content. Bungie: I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain. Translation: The DLC that contains our game's storyline hasn't been released yet. Buy it here and now for $24.99! Bungie: We are aware of the raid bugs that keep you from completing the raid properly and are looking into it! Translation: Shut the f*** up! We only patch things that HURT the grind... like cheese. Raid bugs force you to spend another hour in game. Multiply by six for the team: we just logged 6 more hours played. Yay shareholders! Bungie: Iron Banner is coming back soon! Translation: You aren't playing enough PVP. Bungie: New Bungie bounty is out on... Translation: You aren't playing enough PVP. Bungie: This week's community focus is with ______! Translation: I am gonna troll the $hit out of these people! Also... you aren't playing enough PVP. Bungie: We look at weapon usage statistics to see what is being most used in both PVE and PVP. Translation: Aaaaannd... f*** you.