You're bound to a post, about to be executed by a 6 guardian firing team aiming for conspiring with the House of Wolves. Each one of them aiming a Thorn at you. Basically, lethal injection with bullets.
The fire team leader allows you one final request before being executed. What will your final request be? Must be reasonable, Guardians.
EDIT: Over 100 replies within an hour! :D
EDIT: So many requests to have their super charged before they die. Keep up the great responses.
EDIT: 200 replies :)
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Sunsinger pre patch? Wait till they walk away and rez ;)
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Change character ?..
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I would go to orbit BRUH
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1 RespuestaLol I like how people are saying they are gonna kill people with supers or complicated ways. Yet it says your bound to a post. And they didn't even request to get loosened for like a minute before they kill those 6 guys
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Tell bungie nerf thorn
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My final request is that they need Thorn and change its perk to work on its user.
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Nerf thorn to Suros damage! I'll kill them all with shoulder charge
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nerf the thorn
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8 RespuestasThis is impossible because in the Destiny Universe there is only one Thorn; used by Dredgen Yor
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1 RespuestaI want to bang the Queen.
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Titan fist of havoc
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I didn't start it, I swear. It was Fidel!
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3 RespuestasEditado por Astrodicle: 6/29/2015 4:55:07 AMI use blink to jump behind the one on the far right, grab his thorn put him in a chokehold so i can use him as a human shield. i shoot 3 of them in the head, the one im holding gets shot, i throw his body down, shoot the one who shot him in the head, and then grab a knife off of one of the corpses and throw it at the last one. I grab my belongings and walk away. Vowing to stop all evil...... Without my ghost. *ghost wakes up wondering where guardian is* Welcome to the rouge club
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For them to rez me once they're done. Then go to the pub.
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To let me eat a jar of peanut butter...that way I die from anaphylactic shock sp they don't get the pleasure of killing me
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My final request would be for my mate Xur to come and pay my absurdly high ransom, after all the strange coins I've given him it's the least he could do!
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100 more requests
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Editado por OhNoItGodzilla: 6/29/2015 5:17:44 AMI suppose my final request would be to nerf the thorn
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Orbs of light [spoiler]so I can then use my fist of havoc to wreck them[/spoiler]
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Can you guys wait about 2 minutes ( for my super lol)
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I say il have my revenge, then they shoot me. They start to walk away then I self revive and throw fusion grenades on them all.
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1 RespuestaI would ask them to switch to the No Land Beyond so I may stand a chance
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1 RespuestaTo F*ck the queen
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1 RespuestaTell them to blink at the same time Then I would in that millisecond break free and kill them all. Because I'm batman
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How much?
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1 RespuestaNerf Thorn so I can know it happened before I die