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Editado por Killed_By_Juice:
1/2/2015 1:45:38 PM
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Whats your WTF "HILARIOUS" Kinderguardian Moment
I'll start. So my team decided to grab some Atheon checkpoints and try to get some exotics. So we knock two of them out 20 min, no problem. Well the third time someone had to leave, we were at the tower, so quickly we see a Level 31 and figure thisll be easy. Send this guy an invite, he joins. "Were going to knock out Atheon." Newb -"Cool I want a Vex!" Aiight. So we start.
So we started and he follows us to the left pillar. We get teleported and he quickly picks up the relic. Smashing the ground on the stairs and get shot up by hobgoblins. OK. So we start again and he says "Is someone watching a Video?" what? "Video of what?" [b]Then he says "A video on how to beat Atheon"[/b]... Everyone then proceeds to freeze in their steps and all go silent. We all bust out laughing and had to explain it to him, do not grab the relic, shoot the oracles, don't let the supplicants touch you. We got it done. He also got his vex, the rest of us got trash.
EDIT: Title
EDIT: Fun tip, most know about. Start a raid with kinderguardians, run to a hard to reach place, yell out "Don't forget to grab this chest" dismantle a legendary. Then yell out " This ones on a 30 second timer" Panic ensues.
EDIT: Keep the stories coming, I'm reading everyone of them. If you got some kinderguardian troll tips, throw those in here too. Every day a new kinderguardian is born.
EDIT: I wonder how long its going to take before the kinderguardians make a post about all the weird things we've been doing to troll them.
"...So this level 32 was following me around the Stepps, he thought he was slick hiding every time I turned around to see him. I knew he was there, saw him peeking around the buildings a couple times, plus I could see his dot on my mini map. He kept shooting me in the back of the head with his sniper. When I finally caught up with him he was pointing to this shed, so I followed him down there, where I instantly died from these 3 boss monsters. To make it worse, he kept reviving me right there (where I died instantly again and again), i couldnt even get away or respawn myself outside. He then teabagged me and went to orbit. I feel like a freshman back in highschool..."
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#Destiny
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1 RespuestaJust beat Crota...... Me: Don't miss the last chest! Noob: Oh where is it? Me: You see where we killed Crota? Jump through the round area where the oversoul spawns. It's back there. Noob: Fvck yeah! Thanks! GUARDIAN DOWN Laughed our asses off for five minutes.
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4 RespuestasEditado por Meeeps: 1/1/2015 8:51:42 PMI was in a hard vog raid with a few kinderguardians on Tuesday, mind you all level 30's and 31 (except me 32) One asks: "are we gonna push the boss off?" LOL Another yells: "it keeps saying immune when I shoot the Templar, this shit is glitched" By some miracle we get to the gate keepers and I say "I'll go into Mars portal" Then everyone except one level 31 follows me into the portal Best part was watching them run around blind looking for the portal while yelling "CLENSE CLENSE!!" This is why I don't support being able to buy level 31 >.>
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Helped out this dude with the "kill hive with heavy weapons" bounty from Eris. He had a launcher to do this. Easy set up on 1st moon mission yet he managed to kill himself 3 times in a row by shooting the missile either too close or into stuff in front of him. Them uses a synthesis while dead and gets no ammo.
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18 RespuestasEditado por Killed_By_Juice: 1/1/2015 3:01:30 PMHere's another one. So I started a patrol on the cosmodrome, I knew a public event was about to happen in the Stepps so I just let me guardian stand there at the spawn spot to wait. In pops these two guardians level 2, both grimoire at 100. They look at each other and start spamming the emote buttons, dancing, pointing. Then they turn to me and you can tell when someone's checking you out, because the heads were moving up and down. Then they both go into pause. Bam, I start getting invites from them to "play destiny". I'm waiting for this public event for a bounty, so I just couldn't help right then. Just then the sky turns black, and they start freaking out, looking up in the sky and running around in circles. Just then " the sword of Crota" message appears.. I start to head over to the cave, they follow. Not there. So I head over to the shed with the 3 majors. There it is, they die instantly, I kill the sword guy, then revive the two. I give the sword to one of them and they run into the 3 majors and try to use the sword. They instantly die again. So I revived them, gave them the sword and let them try to kill the ultras again. They wiped like 4 times before I just took the sword and finished the ultras off. I then head up to the public event, with them still under my wings. I give them the sword and start shooting the extraction crews. One of them picks up the sword and starts to hit the Major Captain who is focused on me. The Major captain pauses (I see confision in the face of the captain) as he spins around and one hits the guy with the sword instantly dropping him. Then the other guys picks up the sword, same thing happens again. I couldn't stop laughing, I had to finished up the public event reviving every few seconds. When it was done they just stood there dancing over and over again. It was an intense start to the game for them, glad I was part of it. I pull out my ghost to leave and they start waving. Almost brought a tear to my eye, lol
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24 RespuestasBeen playing since day 1 and likely have more grimoire card points than 90% of the game's population, but to this day I still have no idea how to kill anything in vog. Just because someone's never done the raid doesn't mean they're a noob.
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HOLY SHIT those stealth vandals are powerful on the last array.
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Editado por MARCUS7713: 1/4/2015 6:30:17 AMOk my first wtf moment was when i was doing the vog it was my first time doing it i was 24 or 25 any way we had just killed the templar and i got raid gear but when i looked at it and saw it only gave me 18 light i dismantled it and i remember my friends rageing at me it was so funny call me a noob all you want i got 2 ghorns and the vex and almost every exotic on 360
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1 RespuestaSo I was in the tower, and got a message, a level 23 wanted to do Crotas end, so I decided to humor him, I asked "you know how to get through the abyss?" He replies "Of course of course, its not to hard" I ask again "what about the second part, can you do that?" Response from him "of course, kill everything and uh, yea, kill everything" I'm still humoring him at this point so I say "alright, I'll let you be swordbearer to kill Crota" (anyone knows that 1. He's to low of a level to even start it, and 2 a 23 wouldn't even scratch a 32 enemy) again he replies "ok, sure, yea, I'll just use that" last time I reply "ok, yea after that we can kill Atheon and do Vault of Glass" last reply "What's Glass of Vault?" Aanndd goodbye, best laugh I had in a while
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3 RespuestasIl be honest, this was something that I did a week ago in vog hard mode on aetheon. Back story. I never, and I mean never got rocket launchers to drop until last week when I was blessed with hunger of Crota, and gjallarhorn. And by never, I mean between level 17 and 31, not a single green, blue, purple drop. Plenty of machine guns, no launchers. So I'd never used one in the raid. Stoked, I got my hunger pulled out, heavy ammo synth used as we jump to the middle platform to unleash Hell on aethon. I'm inside the bubble, like I always have been, crouched down in the front row, I fire my rocket. I say to my friends, wtf was that. They all die laughing knowing full well my history, and I hear one quiet "I was about to say something, but decided it was better to just record the moment". Damnitall. That's my kinderguardian moment. Happened 100hrs in, plenty of raid clears later. Imadumbass
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1 RespuestaEditado por EatingOurHorses: 1/3/2015 1:35:58 PMI stole your idea and did this. Yesterday on the Steppes, a level 2! 115 grimoire score? Now is my chance! Shoot him, wave, found some spinmetal, you're gonna need this little guy. He gets the spinmetal and now he trusts me. Shoot wave, we are going in this cave. Poor guy got off one bullet on those majors. Teabag orb, revive the poor guy, go to orbit.
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I once was killed by a warsat and another time I thought I had enough time to gather some ammo on the floor before the ship dropped a fallen walker but nope, it landed right ontop of me and I died.
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4 RespuestasThat moment when you go to buy 100 helium filaments with marks and realize you bought 100 relic iron :(
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8 RespuestasI got something, I'ma talk like a Cayde-6 that swears for this. So a few weeks ago I got recruited on DLFG to run the VoG on hard. I was with a handful of 30s and 31s including myself, a level 32 (cool dude, rarely spoke), and a God damn 28. I think, okay this can't be that bad even though the only adults are the 32 and I. Surprisingly even though we lacked the firepower (the 32 had most of it) we made it through the majority of the raid. Now here's the best part. We were on Gatekeepers right? The 32 had a 2.0 G-Horn on him and he can solo the right portal. Unfortunately, he takes down the Gatekeeper too fast I get blind before I even know it. After a few wipes the 28 spoke with that precious squeaker voice that we all love to hate, "Guys, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take a nap." In that moment, everyone stopped moving and the chat went silent for a bit. Then the 32 broke the silence, "Did I just hear that right? You're gonna take a NAP?" To which the 28 replies, "Yeah, I'm really tired" We wiped again due to uncontrollable laughter.
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On patrol on Moon, PE Incoming! [i]"This could be good!"[/i] -Dinklebot- Continue to Sparrow around for a bit whilst waiting for the warsat to fall..... Waiting.. ... Waiting... ... "DAFUQ!?!?!" ... "Guardian Down!" [spoiler]got flattened by that asshole warsat...[/spoiler]
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And once when my whole team except me jumped off the starting bridge. Me and my friend laughed so hard
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Randoms invited me to their party. I was like cool i havent done the vog on normal this week! Then they said: what are these glowing yellow things? Then i quit
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1 RespuestaEditado por Faded White041: 1/3/2015 9:42:10 AMPlayed Crucible after Xmas, new player just walks back and forward over my dead body asking why he couldn't pick up my weapon.
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Nothing on Destiny. Earlier I saw a thread of someone looking for people to do the "Devils Lair Raid" and wanted "Level 10-15" players, and was completely serious.. Just.. wat.
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4 RespuestasMinding my own business on a patrol, and a level seven follows me (I'm a level 32 mind you), and he just [i]follows[/i] me. He spams me with party invites, private chat invites, over and over and over. This right here is the reason I have white gear. So I can drop to 20 in a second.
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3 RespuestasI gagged myself through my final character, and I watched over and over again as kindergurdians trotted through the strikes in complete disarray. The best was the nexus. Lesson 1-you can't havoc smash Sekrion.
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When my friend finally leveled to 27 and was even able to attempt Crota's end. As the first bridge forms in the very beginning of the raid, I call to her, "go get that chest quick it's right on the other side of the bridge. " Muted my mic and sat in bliss as she attempted 2 times to cross...
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10 RespuestasEditado por uberarms: 1/3/2015 7:14:51 AMWhen i played the raid on normal for the first time (helping out those who inited me) today and we had to go through the gorgon cave.....man i could not stop laughing on how many times we kept dying there (trying to reach the chest around the corner), and each time it just got funnier and funnier. XD
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Was doing random vog on normal with my friend with a 27 2 28s 2 29s and me a 30 obviously i take the relic and my 29 friend gets 2nd relic then at atheon the 27 and 28s go through one of them grabs it and ask "how do i attack?"...we kicked him and the 27 and 4 manned it with me being outside the guy without GHORN with relic and just rekt atheon
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4 RespuestasEveryone makes "kinderguardian" mistakes. He'll when I'm doing crucible with my titan and shore's of time comes up I HAVE to avoid that little rock island next to B. Every freaking time I miss it and have a little misadventure. Can get it just fine with my warlock though.
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2 RespuestasOh course a noob would get a vex while I still haven't gotten one yet
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20 RespuestasOn days when the "complete a strike without dying" bounty is on, I like to kill the people right at the end of the strikes by hopping on my sparrow then ramming them into a wall.
