I'd give him a cheeseburger.
Edit: Also I'd bring Atheon along and we'd go chill at McDonald's.
Edit 2: After that we'd head on over to Lord Shaxx's mansion for a party.
Edit 3: Everyone stops what they're doing when they realize Xûr just walked in.
Edit 3.5: The "d" in Do is now capitalized in the title...happy?
Edit 4: Everyone was drunk after the party, so we had to hit up Phogoth to drive us home (he's shy and doesn't like parties).
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5 RespuestasEditado por S7Oracle: 12/8/2014 10:31:00 PMCrota: "What are you doing?" Me: "Dance-off, bro! Me and you!" Crota: "WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING??" Me: "I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!" *Team cheeses Crota*
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2 RespuestasPush him off the edge
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I've yet to see crota
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1 RespuestaJaw dropped, shivered in my boots for a second, then my whole team died, watch out Crota may have a sword but he's also from DBZ cus apparently he can form a damn planetary sized energy blast that is for some reason unstoppable!? I mean there's a way we just don't know how
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3 RespuestasShoot it...unless it puts its hands up...in which I will probably still shoot it, kill it, and just say that the "darkness" was a very large, scary monster and made me fear for my life and I had no other choice but to kill it...everybody will believe me and everything will be fine.
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2 RespuestasThrow tripmines to see if hunters are now viable for cheese mode
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2 RespuestasChallenge him to a rock off. Demon code says he can't say no.
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"So. Eris...did you hit that?"
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fap, fap, fap!
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1 RespuestaI'll pull out Atheon's mangled carcass and throw it at its feet and say "You want some brah?"
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1 RespuestaFind out how to push him off
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2 RespuestasLeeeeerrrrrooooooyyyyy jeeeennnnkiiiinnnnsssss!
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3 RespuestasWhispers I'm his ear "you see that edge"
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I shall do what all Titans should. PUNCH HIM!
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Slit my wrist.
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Shit brix
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Editado por VersatileSquid0: 12/9/2014 10:01:36 AMGaz at him I did to his soul
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Dance, baby, dance!
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Wave and point. He's a nice guy.
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1 RespuestaI'd be like Grif: We're gonna -blam!-ing die!!
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be ashamed that he's just another really large knight.
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masterbate💦
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Do a little dance and then ask home to give me some armor.
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CHIMP KungFu = throw my poop at him
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Cock slap him with my Zombie Apocalypse. Then dance.