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10/19/2014 6:33:04 AM
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What would you do if a bigger, hotter guy makes you look like a bitch in front of your gf?
like this guy just comes up to you when you are sitting down with your gf and he is like hey bud, let me take a bite of your French fries. And then he is like "this is your girl... let me get her number.... and then he is like hey buddy let me sit where you are sitting real quick, and pretty much just treats you like a little inferior 12 year old kid.
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Son....if you have the situation...work out. Worked for me....sucker punched any flitter on my girl.
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Go all Tarzan on his ass, dance around in circles making monkey noises, find the nearest turd, put a glove on, smear that stuff on the glove and slap his face with the immortal words "challenge accepted"
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http://i.imgur.com/EszwMvC.png Oops how did that get there ? http://i.imgur.com/xpH06zR.png
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1 RespuestaI would become an octopus then fly away.
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3 Respuestas1. Unzip my pants 2. Pull my dick out 3. Shove my girls face into my Dick 4. Stare at the guy 5. Unzip his pants 6. Pull his dick out 7. Shove my face into his Dick 8. Profit
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Call Cthulhu then kick him in the nuts.
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Show him my 9-inch snake
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Pull out a -blam!-ing gun
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m'aiq would say "m'aiq is done talking go bother someone else:
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Show him my boner
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1 RespuestaI'd probably be like "fuçk off, these are my French fries" And if my girlfriend( which I don't have right now) is anything like the ones I've dated before. She'd probably want to stand up for herself so I wouldn't have to do shit on that part. If he wants to fight because of that then he's a little kid. I'd tell him that too. If a hypothetical fight happened, then I would throw sand in his eyes.( i have sand in my pockets for some reason in this fight.) and just kick him in the nuts. Easy!
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Smash glass of water over his head and proceed to T-bag
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3 RespuestasPuff out my chest all the way and grunt loudly while making animal noises.
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Use my brain to sarcastically mock him. And patronize. And just generally make fun of. Go for the laughs.
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Poop in my hand and throw it at him. He'll leave.
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6 RespuestasEditado por asir: 10/19/2014 9:30:46 AMFirst, I would throw my iced tea in his face. Then while he's stunned I grab my French fries and start mashing them into his mouth and nose. As he begins to cry I begin saying in a seductive voice "You like that? You like those fries you dirty whore? On nom nom, eat away you hot slut." Then I'd stimulate my gag reflex using my finger and throw up on his suffocating body, and continue my date.
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Well I would just sit there because knowing my wife she would have kicked him in the balls for touching our French fries.
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If his name is Big Poppa Bob then you gtfo.
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Fight to kill
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BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) Regret will be strong in that one. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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Use my obvious superior intellect and faster reaction time.
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When the OP accidentally tells us his life story
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Hit him in the knees with a claw hammer.
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Editado por CAMMCAM: 10/19/2014 2:29:41 PMStop being a little inferior 12 year old kid.
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pull my gat, then watch him die of lead poisoning
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My girlfriend would flip the -blam!- out before I even had a chance to say anything. She's feisty
