Clasp your hands together. Don't think about it just do it, a-hole.
Which thumb is on top?
If it's the left thumb you work mostly out of the right side of your brain. This means your more intuitive, thoughtful, and subjective. You're probably more sensitive, you cry more and people think you're a b!tch. You're primary goal is to find love and affection and you're better at hugging, empathizing, and doing woman things.
Blubbering baby brain.
If you're right thumb is on top you're probably "left brained." You're likely to be more logical, analytical, and objective. You're driving force is your intellect. You're probably better with money and you're not emotional (like a puppie could die in front of you wearing a silly hat and your eyes would be dryer than the Sahara). Left brainers are the cold, unfeeling bast@rds who get shit done. You also suck at sex and no one will love you.
Anti-social Vulcan Brain
This is based on actual science, I shit you not. You've probably already heard of this. You don't believe me google it, I'm too lazy to include a link.
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1 RespuestaMy thumbs merged together. What does that mean?
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DLT: Shattering stereotypes since 1977
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2 RespuestasEditado por Horseman of War: 2/4/2014 1:50:51 AMBecause tumbletadpole92 wasn't satisfied with my answer: I do... Left over... Right over... Eh...
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2 RespuestasRight thumb An that is a surprisingly accurate description of me even though I try not to be so cold And also Most people will have the left thumb on top because that is the dominant trait Actual science
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Editado por Meta Cognition : 2/4/2014 12:25:00 AMRight thumb. I'd like to see a source though, considering I'm too lazy to try and look it up right now. [spoiler]I looked it up, anyway. Turns out it's actually true.[/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasLaughed out loud, do more.
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I'm right-brained and I get stuff done.
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Editado por asir: 2/3/2014 10:57:39 PMLOL at the right/left brain theory. Don't you know that's based on conjecture?
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Left thumb on top, but I have Asperger's, making empathetic thought extremely difficult. I'm pretty sure that I'm more left-brained.
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Left thumb on top, but I fit the ''right thumb'' description pretty much perfectly.
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1 RespuestaNeither was on top of the other, they were side by side. Master of the universe here.
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[spoiler]left thumb[/spoiler] >,> stupid science. It's pretty damn accurate in my case ill admit.
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1 RespuestaRight thumb. I get more pussy than charlien sheen at a catholic school. None.
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I'm a lefty :O
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Right thumb.. *gulp*
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1 RespuestaLeft thumb. The description fits more or less.
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8 RespuestasMy left thumb is on top, but the other description is more accurate...
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Neither was on top of the other, they were side by side.
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Editado por a SharkWithKnees: 2/3/2014 4:54:35 PMI've heard something similar before, but I believe it was with something else, possibly which arm/ leg is on top when they are crossed. Also, left thumb :)
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They're equal. Norse God 1 Petty Mortal Science -1
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My right thumb is on top but if I saw a puppy die I would be sad. [spoiler]Plus I'm great at sex![/spoiler] Me:1 Science:0
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I agree with everything you said about left brained BUT... I've made my woman cum countless times.
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My left thumb was on top.
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Well, you see, my brain is a little ambiguous.