...or an experience you've had, and I'll relate you to a song. I'm really bored. Do it.
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#Offtopic
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I have a dig bick
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Dead inside and Guillermo del totally okay with that :3
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I'm a 31 year old millionaire who secretly fights crime while wearing a Bat suit, in Gotham City. Not feeling too creative today.
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2 RespuestasI sold my soul to Satan for a Klondike bar.
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25 year old guy who went from a dream chaser to a family man.
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2 Respuestasi feel like life is passing me by
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I am a 21 year old dude who works a shitty job and I have no idea what I want to do with my life.
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1 RespuestaI buy blank off the shell tomahawks and customize them for shits and giggles.
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2 RespuestasI still have a huge crush on the first girl I ever fell for, and I see her every day at school. I'm pondering whether to save my virginity in the very rare case that we eventually hook up.
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Small penis.
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1 RespuestaI -blam!- my sister
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1 RespuestaSometimes I blow my own mind.
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I am, the killer of jokes the killer of good moods the elephant in the room the guilty conscience that stops you from telling a good joke the maker of awkward moments. I.... am.... buzzkill
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1 Respuesta[quote]Say something about yourself[/quote] Ok. Something about yourself
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1 RespuestaI sometimes see bugs crawling in shadowy places
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1 Respuestawatching her at the mall, she don't know me at all. hope no employee overhears.
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3 RespuestasI once arm wrestled Andre the Giant and sent his punk ass crying all the way back up his bean stalk
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1 RespuestaI got these really bad tan lines with summer because I only wore shorts
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1 RespuestaI posted in Tangerines thread.
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2 RespuestasI'm Tyger
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1 RespuestaI'm happy, I'm feeling glad. I've got sunshine in a bag.