I've decided to branch out a bit. You see, I haven't really been all that active in human affairs, at least since the 1500s. I kinda blew my first assignment, a German monk, who I unwittingly let nail a poster to some church on Halloween. Caused a big stir. Ended up being a big mess for his Excellency as it marked the beginning of the end for the Catholic Church's political supremacy. Yes, we got a lot of nice wars out of it, Carnage is great and all that, but it seems to have led to a new age of enlightenment for humanity. But I wasn't around for it. I got booted down to the lowest level of hell, down where we don't get much news. Funny thing tho: after u all went and invented wifi, seems we get reception! So I've been catching up the past decade or so. Got to say Wikipedia is a fine thing. The world wars, those were a real mess. But overall his Excellency (yes, I mean Satan) has been quite disappointed in humanity of late. You guys have been on the up and up. Technological progress, decrease in warfare. Makes for a really boring show on his end. But I digress, it's one of my faults, besides being a devil from hell. I'd like to just stop and say it: good job humanity! I'm really impressed with you all. I've been so disconnected, apparently heaven has been sending out offers. The internet censorship is pretty strict higher up in hell, but for some reason they overlook us down here at the bottom. No censorship for some reason. Just a lot of fortnight streamers, white supremacists, and furries. If I wasn't immortal I probably would have killed myself centuries ago. But back on track, the offer from heaven: it seems heaven has started some sort of rehabilitation program for devils! Not sure my associates upstairs know about it what with strict censorship and all. Most of us are of a turn off mind that balks at any thing to do with heaven. But me, it's got me thinking: as boring as heaven would be, and as insufferable all the rot about self sacrifice and unconditional love, I've sure as hell (no pun intended) had it down here. So I've decided to take heaven up on the offer. But the catch is, I need good references. And thats where u guys come in. I'm gonna clue you all in as best I can on how hell operates. Be a kind of devilish Snowden. Leak you all as much of hells methods as I can. Then, if enough of you put in a word with the Big Man, my application might just get accepted. I choose this obscure, albeit colorful corner of the internet, cuz I don't want to get noticed by any of my m8s. They spend most of their time deceiving and tempting on Facebook and the like. Can't say I've noticed anyone around here. Been lurking a good while now... Anyway that's my story. Hope I fit in. So yeah. AMA I guess?