“It looks like you have the last word”- Uldren “No, I don’t”- You Uldren looks at the Guardian genuinely confused. “What?- Uldren “I don’t have The Last Word. I heard it’s returning on Black Armory”- You “Oh”- Uldren “It would have made this moment a lot cooler”- You “Indeed”- Uldren “So, how do you want to die?”- You “I can choose?”- Uldren “Yeah, I have nothing else in mind. I was thinking Petra or me shooting you in the head while the screen fades to black, but that doesn’t seem so good. Would create too much speculation on the killer”- You “Can I die out of old age?”- Uldren “No”- You “It was worth the shot. So, can I be killed by Cayde?”- Uldren “I’m giving you the chance to choose. If you start to piss me off, I will kill you by having you play solo competitive”- You “I know! I want to die because of a shot from the Malfeasance!”- Uldren “No deal. That weapon is too rare. I have done 196 gambit matches and no luck. What about a shot from a The Ace of Spades?”- You “Nah. An arrow from The Wish-Ender?”- Uldren “I haven’t gotten it yet. Only on full curse weeks”- You “One Thousand Voices?”- Uldren “I’m starting to think you’re trying to trick me.”- You “Of course I’m not! So, can I die out of a shot from...”- Uldren He is interrupted by a chicken sound. “What the hec...”- Uldren “(Aggressive chicken sounds)”- Colonel Colonel karate chops Uldren’s face, doing 1000000000000000000000 damage. “Wow. Well, he is dead. What do we do now?”- You “(Chicken sounds)”- Colonel “Why am I talking to a chicken?”- You “Because I can answer”- Colonel “[b]WHAT?[/b]”- You [i][u][b]ALTERNATE ENDING![/b][/u][/i] “It looks like you have the last wor...”- Uldren The Guardian shoots him “Thank the Traveler! I have been waiting for 5 whole years to do this!”- You Edit: Thanks for all of the upvotes people! I never thought that I would have so many on a post. I would like to point out that I have other posts with a similar structure to this one that you could check out.