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3/29/2016 2:12:55 AM
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My dick hurts,
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6 RespuestasSuck it up. It's what my male troopers do.
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Gay sex will do that
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2 Respuestas-blam!-ed someone with an STD
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Put it in nutella
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1 RespuestaFirmly grasp it
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7 RespuestasPut it up a butthole
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Pour bleach on it [spoiler]should cleanse what ever is on it[/spoiler]
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38 RespuestasTell your sister that she has to stop until the braces comes off
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1 RespuestaIt's a simple clog. Use an air compressor, insert into tip of dick and blow out obstruction with 200psi. It needs to be at least 200psi, trust me....
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11 RespuestasTake it out of the toaster.
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Have you tried Xbox.com
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Remove the problem
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8 RespuestasHave you tried turning it off and on again?
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I guess just let it be.
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What u do is rub it harder
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4 RespuestasGrab some lube and start to rub it, it will eventually feel better.....just make sure you lock the door
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You, uh.... [spoiler]....might want to get that checked out.[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaStick it in a hornets nest
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If it's from excessive fapping, give it a rest for several days. If it's because you were in contact with some questionable strange, see a doctor.
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Editado por Vix: 3/29/2016 3:52:39 PMHave the neighbor girl suck on it. Works every time.
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7 Respuestas1. Take knife. 2. Cut off area affected by pain Result: the pain you cause yourself cancels out the previous pain, making everything A-OK
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Editado por The Fallen Zyzz: 3/29/2016 4:19:19 PMIndulging in those DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASIES a little too often, eh?
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It must be that one of your ether balls is running low. Tell your dregs to stop sucking on it for a couple of days. ~Thegreatskechers
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I can fix that [spoiler]Anything for you variks[/spoiler]
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Get a massage [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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1 RespuestaStop being a woman.
