A genie grants you 1 wish. As we all know genies are assholes and will make you not get what you intended with your wish. I ask to see your wishes flood, but in return, view other peoples wishes and point out loopholes. Example: I wish I had one million american dollars! Genie: "here's one million in pennies!" Or they're marked and using them would get me arrested! Go forth, make your wishes, be jerks to each other! Edit: broke 250, my best thread in offtopic! Edit 2: Schruef currently has the most specific wish that most are having a hard time proving him wrong, he has earned a cheeseburger. Edit 3: 700+! Didn't expect this response guys and gals! Some of you are coming up with cleverly thought out wishes and some with even cleverer loopholes. Edit 4: DrProfessorDr has their successful wish for omnipotence to defeat the genie who in his defense, is merely enjoying his job. Edit 5: just about 1500 now. I thank you all. Except you, on the left there, you suck. But everyone else, great wishes, and even better responses with interesting twists on them. [spoiler] this doubles as training for when one of us actually finds a genie![/spoiler]