So I was chose to be a commentator for our powderpuff football games. I'm a funny guy but extra jokes and humor won't hurt so help a guy out if ya will. (in case you don't have that at your school it's flag football played by girls on homecoming week class vs class)
So I was hoping maybe you guys could throw me some extra jokes or any bits of humor to get the crowd laughing. I realize asking the flood for [b]football[/b] jokes might not workout. I'm assuming the flood is primarily gamers where I'm not.
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Sure glad this thing ain't till Monday gonna have to come up with my own jokes the floods failing me
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5 RespuestasYo momma so dumb she brought Windex into the Vault of Glass.
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Self bump
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1 RespuestaFootball is like sex, at some point you're gonna have to handle a big tackle once in a while. High school sucks, which is more than i can say about my last girlfriend. My science partner keeps showing me his bunsen burner. I think he has the hots for me. Boys are like bubblegum. You need to blow them both a lot, and the enjoyment soon runs out. I had mr/mrs _______ in maths class today. But enough of my sex life..... Detention is like dating a really ugly guy. You know both will happen to you at some point, wether you like it or not. Maths class taught me one thing. 12 kids + 1 teacher =boredom. I see most of the school is here. Put 2 teams of sweaty young ladies on the field, and all you perverts come running to watch. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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5 RespuestasWhy do people yell "shotgun" when they want the front seat? I mean they should really yell "shotgun" when they're eating rice and have to sneeze.
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3 RespuestasEditado por RaboRab Wort: 9/3/2015 11:21:38 PMFeminism.
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5 RespuestasWhats the age range?