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8/14/2015 9:45:33 AM
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WE GOT DESTICLES IN THE COURTYARD!
[b][i]WE GOT DESTICLES IN THE COURTYARD![/i][/b]
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#Offtopic
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2 RespuestasEditado por Moot: 10/17/2015 6:18:55 PMReally? I haven't seen a single desti-- oh right, no one in the flood knows what it actually means...
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This is what most of the flood is: We hate Destiny!!! *Proceeds to buy all the DLC*
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2 RespuestasAnd here you are, adding to the problem with a post about Destiny in #Offtopic. Forshame...
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67 Respuestas[i] [b] WE REGRET BUYING DESTINY, WE REGRET SUPPORTING BUNGIE, AND WE MOST DEFINITELY REGRET SPENDING MONEY ON THAT RAGGEDY ASS DLC! HOORAH!![/i] [/b]
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3 RespuestasPut your damn milk shakes away
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I'll summon the legendary halo 2 jackals sir.
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3 RespuestasI like destiny it's not a great game by any means but there's no games out to compete
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It's been like this, since last year....
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2 Respuestas"[b]Remember, no desticles"[/b]
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Good thing I littered the courtyard with landmines. And if they try to break in, the window is laced with motion sensitive micro explosives? And if they try to take a dip in the hot tub? Well, lets just say it wouldn't be much fun swimming on the sun. And the coffee maker is actually a bomb!
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2 Respuestas*Lock and loads* Kill em all!
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I played that mission today I love that line!
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4 RespuestasIt's simple, We kill the pegboi.
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201.50$
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3 Respuestas*gets into drop pod* [i]Feet first into hell[/i]
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[quote]silent protests for unnecessary war[/quote]
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1 RespuestaI have a large bag of Jimmie rustlers :Destiny edition
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Agent Indiana - Take a corps of Floodians and break through the Desticles right flank. Jono - Engage a battalion of Floodians to their forces in the courtyard. Kaliks Prime - Fire a barrage of spam at the Desticles over the river. MRpigglesworth7 - Take a regiment and charge the center of the Desticle line. Jono - Follow MRpigglesworth7's regiment. If we can push back the Desticles then we're one step closer to retaking the courtyard Talos Stormcrown - You have free control of the MAC cannon. Agent Indiana - Join MRpigglesworth7 and Jono and go for the rest of the Desticles in the courtyard.
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8 Respuestaslol what is the point of this? why am i here? what is even happening??
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9 RespuestasFIRE THE SPAM CANNONS [quote]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! [b]THEN YOU NEED[u] PEREGRINE GREAVES[/u]!!![/b] PUT THESE[b] SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN[/b] AND[b] YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES[/b]. THEY ARE[b] GEMS[/b]. YOU WILL LOOK [b]GLAMOROUS[/b] LIKE A [b]STYLISH LADY[/b] WHILE YOU [b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b] YOUR LEGS ARE [b]BEDAZZLED! [/b]BEDAZZLED WITH THE[b] STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS[/b] IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE[b] ZERO F***S[/b] ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO [b]SWEET JUMPKICKS! [/b] YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND[b] THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH![/b][b] YOUR SON WILL DIE! [/b]YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! [b]YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! [/b] YOU WILL[b] TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE [/b]AND YOU WILL[b] MASSACRE PEOPLE![/b] YOU WILL[b] F*** THEM UP![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS![/b] DENIED! [b]GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS [/b]AND CAUSE THEM TO [b]WEEP RADIANT TEARS![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS[/b]...[b][i]CAREFULLY[/i][/b].... [b]YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES[/b], DIVING INTO THEIR[b] NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT[/b] AND [b]MURDERING [/b]THEM WITH YOUR[b] ENERGY LEGS[/b]! IT IS[b] YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU[/b]---wait, shit...[b]THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? [/b] YOU WILL[b] RUIN YOUR K/D[/b] LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE[b] ADDICTED[/b] TO THE SWEET,[i] SWEET[/i] SOUND OF [b]INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH[/b]! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY [b]SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE [/b]AND IT WILL BE [b]WORTH IT[/b] WHEN YOU [b]KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT[/b] BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM![b] EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED [/b]AS[b] YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED[/b] AND HIS FAMILY[b] FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS[/b] TO [b]TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF[i] TEXAAAAAAS! [/i] [/b] [b]PEREGRINE[i] GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/i]!!![/b][/quote] DIRECT HIT
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1 RespuestaIs no one going to MAC blast them?
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1 Respuesta"[i]This is Fleet Admiral Harper, we are engaging the enemy![/i]" "Negative admiral, form a defensive barrier around the cluster. Something's not right, the fleet that attacked reach was fifty times this size" "[i]Master chief, defend this station.[/i]" "[b]Sir, yes sir. I need a weapon.[/b]"
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GIVE THEM YUGIOH CARDS!
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[b]BOLD CAPS[/b]
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Drop the ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)nuke
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Can they handle my rap form the Rice Kingdom role play? [spoiler]-blam!- the Rice King Coming straight from the underpound A young grain got it bad cause I'm brown And not that other color so rice think They have the authority to kill a minority -blam!- that shit cause I ain't the grain For a punk mofo with some dirt and some sun For a beating on getting thrown in jail We can go grain to grain in a cell -blam!-ing with me cause I'm a teenaga' A young grain with taste and some flava' Searching my bag for some product Thinking every grain's selling narcotics The Rice King would rather see me in the pen Than rollin' in an Uncle Ben Beat the Rice King outta shape And when I'm finished, bring the rice tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still getting swoll off seasoning and water I don't know if they bags or what Search a grain down, and grabbing his stem And on the other hand, without a seed they can't get chem' But don't let it be a brown and a white one Cause they'll slam ya down to the market top Rice King showing out for the white crop Rice Cube will swarm On any mother-blam!-er in a rice paddy dorm Just cause I'm from the ground dirty Rice King is afraid of me? A young grain on the bad crop When I'm done its gonna be a cook off Of Rice King in R.K. Yo I got sum thing to say! Fu fu -blam!- the Rice King Fu fu -blam!- the Rice King Fu fu -blam!- the Rice King Fu fu -blam!- the Rice King[/spoiler]
