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4/18/2015 9:30:28 PM
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As you try to engage in sexual acts with both of them you feel a sharp stab into your chest. You have been stabbed.
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*proceeds to kick ass*
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You attempt to kick ass but fall over in pain.
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*proceeds to stand up and continue to kick ass*
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you stand up only to have your legs blown off by a grenade.
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Just a flesh wound! *proceeds to kick more ass*
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You fight to your last breath but you are unable to finish off all your foes. You wake up in a cell.
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*picks lock and crawls to cover* I need a weapon...
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You look around and see a crowbar on the floor.
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*picks up crowbar, smashing in the heads of the first robot I find* Now, if I could figure out a way to commandeer those legs. *removes robotic legs and proceeds to attach them to my body, programming them to sense my brain signals* About this gun.... *takes robot's gun*
